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Let's face it cooking is for girls and fairies. Nevertheless some men choose to get their hands dirty in the kitchen. Who amongst the Celeb chefs are rock-cake hard and who are as soft as cinnamon tarts?
Hard
Marco Pierre White - Posh but looks pretty handy
Gordon Ramsay - Bad Tempered,. foul mouthed and aggressive. Could defeat many before the pushing and shoving had even started with his attitude
Ainsley Harriot - Looks and behaves like a psychopath
Soft
Jamie Oliver - Flabby and looks like a 'crier'
Gary Rhodes - Looks as if he fights with his eyes closed screaming hysterically in a girly sort of way
Ken Hom - Would have been the victim of bullying in the kitchen due to his gay surname. Bound to be devoid of confidence and easy pickings in a fight imo
Not Sure
Antony Worrall Thompson - Small and round but looks like a right forking Terrier to me
Hard
Marco Pierre White - Posh but looks pretty handy
Gordon Ramsay - Bad Tempered,. foul mouthed and aggressive. Could defeat many before the pushing and shoving had even started with his attitude
Ainsley Harriot - Looks and behaves like a psychopath
Soft
Jamie Oliver - Flabby and looks like a 'crier'
Gary Rhodes - Looks as if he fights with his eyes closed screaming hysterically in a girly sort of way
Ken Hom - Would have been the victim of bullying in the kitchen due to his gay surname. Bound to be devoid of confidence and easy pickings in a fight imo
Not Sure
Antony Worrall Thompson - Small and round but looks like a right forking Terrier to me
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F@nny Cradock was indeed a harridan. She has been dead for over 15 yrs, though so is ineligible in this competition
sorry to point this out but MPW is not posh - he was born in Seacroft, Leeds which is a right sh1thouse.
MPW is bullet hard though, had Ramsey crying like a baby in his first week.
MPW is bullet hard though, had Ramsey crying like a baby in his first week.
MPW sounds a bit Public School though.
Floyd was a shell of a man by the late 90s. Would have had trouble dispensing with Loyd Grossman towards the end imo.
I reckon the Hairy Bikers are as soft as turd btw
Floyd was a shell of a man by the late 90s. Would have had trouble dispensing with Loyd Grossman towards the end imo.
I reckon the Hairy Bikers are as soft as turd btw
At sixteen, he obtained an apprenticeship at an East End restaurant and later worked as a commis chef. However his talents lay in comedy and singing as well as cooking and Ainsley formed the Calypso Twins with Paul Boross and released a record in the early 1990s, "Not Me Boss!", reaching number 113 in the UK charts. This was to be, his only dabble in the music business as his television career blossomed. He appeared on television for the first time in a small role in the sci-fi comedy series Red Dwarf in 1993. Meanwhile, he continued to work as a chef, rising to head chef at Lord's Cricket Ground's Long Room when he was asked to present More Nosh, Less Dosh on BBC Radio 5.
His famous catchphrase is: "What am I like?!" which he often says upon making a faux pas.
His famous catchphrase is: "What am I like?!" which he often says upon making a faux pas.
Graham Kerr the galloping gourmet. He would have done them in his day. or him out of robins nest he had enough stamina for two birds in man about the house.
His famous catchphrase is: "What am I like?!"
I'll tell you what he's like. He's like a kitchen bound Marvin Hagler on Angel Dust. That's what he's like.
I'll tell you what he's like. He's like a kitchen bound Marvin Hagler on Angel Dust. That's what he's like.
Ironically F@nny Craddock's TV career took a nosedive when she was very rude
to a woman cook and reduced her to tears in a TV cookery programme.
......and now Gordon Ramsey has made a TV career out of it.
F@nny could soon put this lot in their place and without effing every other word.
to a woman cook and reduced her to tears in a TV cookery programme.
......and now Gordon Ramsey has made a TV career out of it.
F@nny could soon put this lot in their place and without effing every other word.
I think someone should pitch this to ITV.
Celebrity Chefmatch.
You know you'd watch.
Celebrity Chefmatch.
You know you'd watch.
Anthony Bourdain....would out smoke and drink the lot of them; and if that don't make you tough what does?
All a bunch of mincers imvho. Apart from Ken Hom who obviously, like anyone from the East, is a black belt in Kung Ju Jitsu.
Ramsey a particular flouncer.
Ramsey a particular flouncer.
treble 01 Jul 10 16:30
I think someone should pitch this to ITV.
Celebrity Chefmatch.
You know you'd watch.
Nigella vs Delia would be a bigger ratings blockbuster than A Xmas Eastenders.
I think someone should pitch this to ITV.
Celebrity Chefmatch.
You know you'd watch.
Nigella vs Delia would be a bigger ratings blockbuster than A Xmas Eastenders.
The Roux brothers were the guv'nors on their manoir.
the op nailed it with his first name, Marco Pierre White. Even so called hardman Chuck Norris wet himself at Harvey's one lunchtime when MPW gave him one of his death stares.
james martin stuck the nut on ronnie pickering for criticizing a cheese souffle.
all his mates know him as one punch jim.
dont fcuk.
all his mates know him as one punch jim.
dont fcuk.
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