annie on countdown and rachel's bottom

Aaaa, those were the days when the forum was really funny and informative.  Although I think I said too much, blame it on the drink

Annie, can you buy those knickers with padding for men?
Just asking like

Rachel does have a nice a$$ in fact a nice everything,
but nothing compere"s to carol huge bum,o what id like to do with that

You had tele in those days then, dave. You reckon you haven't got one now. What made you stop watching?

nice to see kenny mann back

what have you been drinking to get into sure a state annie?

God knows what I was drinking then, or even if I was!  I drink red wine nowadays.

me too and a love a drop of jim beam

I love southern comfort, but it too moreish Besides there are some good things they say about red wine, but hardly about whisky.  Although I take everything they say about health with a pinch of salt.  They always come back ten years later and say 'oops we got it wrong - AGAIN'

well id buy you a bacon sarnie anytime

I love bacon sandwiches too, but as I don't buy bacon or bread usually anymore I can't remember the last time I had one!

Shopping is difficult when you live alone.  I would love to buy just a very small pack of bacon and also a tiny loaf of bread, but alas they don't do them

quite right,forget the food and drink the booze

fook me

so flickin rude

dave, you should post a picture of yourself on here. You may get some admirers

Go on, you've got nothing to lose - may even find yourself a boyfriend

My god, crags, is that an admission that you FINALLY know that I am a woman, or are you just winding me up again

I can find myself a boyfriend, crags, without chit chat's help!  That is if I wanted one, but I do not.  Been there, done that, got the t shirt

Although having said that boyfriends do have a habit of just 'happening'. I certainly don't go looking for one!

Mind you, no woman really needs to go looking for one as men are so unfussy they will take anything

well you never know I don't think annie has a big throbbing member crags,why do you think that then?

Some clíts are a s big as an lfc supporters wanger..

nothing nicer Guinness,on that licking good note im off to bed

annie's posts are full of inconsistencies. And he never answers any awkward questions. They are all there for anyone who's bothered to notice.

Why is it then crags that most posters on chit chat except you and sofia think I am a woman?  I am thinking of reporting you if you keep on, I have had enough of your harassment.  Why can't I post in peace without you and sofia joining every thread and saying I am a man. This has been going on for years.  I can take a joke but this is just stupid.  I don't want posters afraid to reply to me in case I am a man, which is what your posts do.  Put doubts in chit chatters minds.

You know very well that Betfair have posted that I am a woman and not to harass me.

Fair enough, dave. How about addressing the question of your inconsistencies?

Don't worry for now, have a good think about it and see what you can come up with

What inconsistencies?

If I knew what you meant then I might be able to reply!

AND STOP CALLING ME DAVE.

I know you are just winding me up, but for the umpteenth time I do not want  chit chatters to think I am a man posing as a woman.  It is not so much about me being a woman but NOT BEING A MAN POSING AS A WOMAN.

Right, last chance, next time you call me dave or suggest I am a woman I will report you.  Then you will see I am  a woman, as I can hardly report you if I am a man, can I

I have just reported you

I have asked them to email or phone you.

Years ago on a racing forum there was a woman posting, let's call her annie, who we all thought was a man. We found out later that annie was indeed a woman and had joined the forum more to read it but didn't bother posting. However, her boyfriend did like to post a lot, in her name. Same as some posts on here by Delightful are by Studyform, not that they are trying to fool anyone, just a case of Sue not logging out and Study posting under that name.

Ya get me

Will you be listening to the Cheltenham Festival on the wireless, dave?

?

crags why is this so important to you?
Do you get off on bullying someone cos that's what this amounts to.
why not act your age?

Is this the one you were referring to the other night crags? Doesn't scream bloke to me.

Just my way of chilling out

I will always holler for the truth

But it obviously annoys Annie so why persist.
Was maybe funny for some at one time but it does wear a bit thin.

annie could at least try to answer some of the questions, instead of just conveniently ignoring them

come on annie, I miss you

I'd be one of the last people to be mistaken for an arch feminist but why should she answer questions? I doubt blokes would be subject to the same level of hectoring and it seems purely to be based on her sex or at the least her suggestion that she is female. Why does it matter?

think crags got a crush

Of course it matters, EO, not even so much about male or female - but annie or anyone should not be full of contradictions, most annoying. To me anyway.

If non of what's typed on here matters, then what's the point of typing anything at all?

What are the contradictions? Have you analysed everything Annie has said?
FFS crags I think you need help.

I must admit I don't see these contradictions. I think this thread was one you cited the other night when you were having a pop at annie but I see nothing here to contradict the assertion that annie is a woman.

Not really anal ysed , just read them over the years, and they never add up.

Apr 3, 2016 -- 11:43PM, Eeternaloptimist wrote:

I must admit I don't see these contradictions. I think this thread was one you cited the other night when you were having a pop at annie but I see nothing here to contradict the assertion that annie is a woman.

You need to know all of the posts, not just a thread or two.

Fair enough. Over the years my visits to the forum have been fleeting. My impression was that generally annie seems to be held in high regard and she's always seemed a decent sort.

Be people on here living a false life.
Bumming of being millionaires, babe magnets and other such fantasies.
So what if it makes them feel good.
Not sure what Annie would have to gain by kidding on about her sex.
(PS I know KM is a magnet)

Decent people don't report others at the drop of a hat like the annie character does every time they are backed into a corner.

That's all from me on this character... for now

Turn that on its head though crags. If annie is a woman she would almost certainly feel somewhat vulnerable to start with coming in to a male environment. Then being harangued about her sexuality is bound to have an affect. Plus every bird I ever met wasn't wired up right and kaboom.

Decent people don't harass people on a forum either crags.

No harassment from me, just questions that need to be answered before I can close this file.


Inspector crags.

I see annie's light has illuminated

Be quick about it annie, it's getting late

TBH if it was me I'd just call you a banker and tell you to FO.
..................... but Annie is too much of a lady for that.

Thanks akabula and ET

What contradictions crags?

This thread is almost SIX YEARS OLD!  I had a tv then, I don't have one now.

I have lived a very erratic life for the last ten years, so if sometimes my posts do not make sense, then that is the reason, not because I am lying.

Why on earth would I report you for your harassment of me due to the fact that I am a woman if I were a man?  You have to prove who you are when you join, so at the very least my details on betfair are a woman's details.

Okay, what questions officer?

I'm bored now so... file closed.

Fancy a drink?

Classic chit-chat.

crags  • April 4, 2016 12:09 AM BST 
I see annie's light has illuminated

FFS crags you got an alarm on it to alert you.

Plus every bird I ever met wasn't wired up right and kaboom.

ET,

FFS crags you got an alarm on it to alert you



It is soooo lovely to laugh tonight, instead of being upset.  Long may it continue

Hear, hear.

Oh crags, you hypercritical b@r$tard you,

It's chit chat on betfair, means next to nothing really, even though I've read most posts for the last 15 years, picking out the ones to amuse ME, never anything too deep with the nutjobs on here

Hold on... you've had days to think up an answer to this thread. Why wouldn't you have a TV now? You've never seemed to be short of money. You had a propertyin

You know how it is annie. Lull them in with soft words and then club them over the head.

ET 

I sense a vulnerability and sadness in annie which does suggest at the very least a very soft and gentle person. Such people need to be shown light and love rather than harshness.

I should know. I married just such a person.

.. in Brighton that you were selling, a commercial property. Now you want to buy two rashers of bacon and a small loaf, which are readily available,btw, doesn't add up. Brighton is mentioned a lot so I'm now assuming Gay Male on a wind-up.

crags must look for Kato jumping out of the wardrobe every time he goes to bed.

Oh crags, not again

And there I was thinking maybe, just maybe, I had misjudged you.   

I haven't got a tv because at this moment I do not want one. Of course I can afford one, they are peanuts at the moment. But might change my mind  and one day I will be talking about watching tv and up you will pop trying to catch me out.

Fair enough, Quentin.

There's a women who occasionally pops onto the tennis forum called tweedy and probably the only one who has uploaded her pics, gambling is a male dominated area so not surprising they're are not many female gamblers about, I believe you are a women Annie, but then I also believe that God deliberately made me choose number 47 instead of number 43 on the lottery last year narrowly missing out on a cool 6.3 million, deliberately because 43 is my door number and it reminds me every time I walk through it

Crags does give me the impression he doesn't believe you are a women probably because he hasn't seen or touched one for 30 years

Only joking Crags

Thats it, crags.  I am not replying to you again.  I want to read my steven king book, not defend myself to you, who I think is just doing it to wind me up.

As long as people like akabula and ET think I am a woman that is good enough for me.

All I seem to do on chit chat is defend myself, not enjoy posting and chatting to others like everyone else does.  I post a thread and instead of discussing it all I get is abuse.

Apr 4, 2016 -- 1:00AM, Eeternaloptimist wrote:

crags must look for Kato jumping out of the wardrobe every time he goes to bed.

I like that, not a lot, but I like it.

Why would this annie character suddenly not want a TV, living alone with no money problems. It doesn't add up. Be different if this character had never owned one, but has indeed owned one and been a fan of daytime TV. Hmmm

Thanks, scandanavian haven

Perhaps too many repeats?

passed through here in january

http://bit.ly/1TuokXF

All annie has to do is to meet terry, but annie won't. Yet terry seems like a very nice chap and not one who would come back on here slagging her off after such a meeting, as annie suggested he would.

It's all very ****.

I'd be wary about meeting up with any of the nutters on here and I've spent my life scrapping in bars, sports fields and even in the swimming baths.

Oh, can't say q u e e r on here

Maybe, just maybe someone could phone me to prove I am a woman but I do not think I like the idea.

The whole proof idea is vastly overrated. I did it on politics for a bet relating to my qualifications and shock horror the dirty scoundrel disappeared from the forum like a fart in a hurricane.

Goodnight everyone, except crags and fishy

^^^^^^^


tommy toes b!tch, FACT

being called a "a very nice chap" and a "nutter" within 2 minutes is good going even for me

Why 'slept with a woman'?  I have never got that.  I usually make love to a woman.  Fk the sleeping bit!!!

You old romantic you. I can picture you with your cravat and cigarette holder sweeping women off their feet with your witty repartee and escorting them back to your country retreat to make beautiful passionate love to them. The rest of us mere mortals will have to content ourselves to riding them like Zorro amongst the dustbins of life.

Sadly, EO now takes all night to do once, what he once used to do all night ! Mind you that lass on Countdown could replace viagra for me.

And that's just taking my trousers off and putting them back on again.

Good God no ! Spare us the thought of all that on your webcam !

crags  • April 4, 2016 1:04 AM BST 
Fair enough, Quentin.

TBF seeing the same joke repeated over and over does get a tedious.

I could ride like the clappers

the clappers? Is that the cartoons, didn't see that episode.

that's because they only show reruns of Braveheart and Rob Roy in haggis land

Can't argue with that BB and wee Nicki now insisting on a totally Scottish themed news programme at 6.

.

i was wrong
FIXATION
6 years

^

ttt for annie x