What do your neighbours do for a living ?

Left, plays the flute at 4am drunk and right humps with a rythm at 4am.

Normal Belfast then Oval ?

I have to laugh Jayco, its not an Orange flute but a James Galway job. I could stand it if he played decent tunes but it goes from the Sash to Harry Potter to Annies song without repent.

Left - Cricket professional in local league

Right - works for some posh shoe manufacturer

Opposite - Graphic designer (who goes cycling with our olympians in his spare time).

left-speech tharapist
right-nowt
opposite-farmer

no idea, nor would i want to.

Next door left - 10 stretch for ABH
Next door right - 3 years for breaking and entering
Landing opposite - 5 years for investment fraud.

ive got a muslim family next to me, the women in the flat arent allowed out, only discovered this when parcel force left something for us there (had to have it passed out the window as none of the blokes were in).

the other side of me is pc plod and a good mate

the rest.. who knows/cares

Left Gynaecologist, Right Banker, opposite banker.

goring....do you still fly

not since 1918

Scooby Doo Consultant - he runs a 24 hour service; all things Scooby-based - murals for kids' bedrooms, Scooby-based solutions to insect infestations, etc...and Number 23 is a Dogtanian [:x] Consultant.

The Scooby guy drives a new Audi and the Dogtanian guy drives a 1995 Vauxhall Astra.

I pop up and buzz around every now and then, yes.

One of them works for the Royal Mail as he parks his van outside our house.

I have no idea what any of the others do as that would involve meeting them, yuck.

Left - Bank Manager
Right - Builder

Feck me Dan, what did you do to deserve that?

Left Fishmonger/freight office manageress no right , opposite retired/retired

Tend our gardens.

Left nothing, right chainsaws and shotguns.  We have a great relationship with the right and I wouldn't recognize any of the left if I met them in the street (though we have no problems with them at all, ie a typical English relationship).

Next door left - 10 stretch for ABH
Next door right - 3 years for breaking and entering
Landing opposite - 5 years for investment fraud.



lol

Are you all done ?

next door right-10 years for abh
three doors right- 3 years for breaking and entering.
landing opposite- 5 years for investment fraud.
two doors right- two years for kiddy porn.

right none
left none
opposite none

nearest working neighbour professor at UCLA

Rape the benefits system and have babies.

mine are all retired

All of mine are farmers,some Studs,some arable,some wine producers,and if you call living close to me then some farm workers,and yes we all get on very well.

racehorse trainer
----
retired young(ish)
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retired
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surveyor
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American airbase
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scientist/Company Director
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elderly lady
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2yo Head Man
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ex trainer, now owner/breeder


Are you compiling dossiers on us all, Mr W

Left- injured and retired miner.
Right - injured and retired miner.
Opposite - injured and retired miner.
Diagonal - Fruit and fish merchant.

Just makes you think of the dangers of working down a pit in them days

Lithuainian who is a general handyman..

Other Side: 2 x 22-year-old Qualified Boat Captains who sail daily up and down The River Thames.

Velasquez     30 May 10 20:42 
Scooby Doo Consultant - he runs a 24 hour service; all things Scooby-based - murals for kids' bedrooms, Scooby-based solutions to insect infestations, etc...and Number 23 is a Dogtanian  Consultant.

The Scooby guy drives a new Audi and the Dogtanian guy drives a 1995 Vauxhall Astra.

Really he should drive an orange people carrier with Daphne in the front seat and Velma in the back.

Left - piano teacher (who drives us nuts)/husband works with disabled children
Right - no idea (but they've only lived there 3 years so not really had a chance to get to know them yet)

but they've only lived there 3 years so not really had a chance to get to know them yet)

LOL !

Its funny but only this morning ( maybe after seeing this thread ) I was thinking how little investment some Guys make in one of the most important decisions of their lives.

When I tore myself away from my beloved Inner South London in 1983 to move to The Outer London Suburbs I interviewed the potential neighbours for 90 minutes and they interrogated us! lol

Spent hours viewing my new Avenue at DIFFERENT times of the day/week and liked what I saw and 27 years later would not dream of moving, unless, I was really unlucky with any new neighbours.

neighbours ??  whats that

squares Joined: May 10 09:39   
Are you compiling dossiers on us all, Mr W

Just trying to ascertain who is worth visiting.

Look out for next weeks thread

' How many of your neighbours have got burglar alarms '

sh!t, I'm padlocking the gates.

Across - Unemployed, across right - cement plant worker, round the corner - doctor, below - church teacher, above, builder.

squares Joined: 31 May 10 17:33   
sh!t, I'm padlocking the gates.

Left
Butcher

Right
Baker

Opposite
Candlestickmaker

Left
Butcher

Right
Baker

Opposite
Candlestickmaker

no idea, never spoken to them

One of my neighbours has a kebab van.
Another is a postman.

As for the rest, I don't really know them or speak to them, but there's some fit bird over the road right now bending over doing her garden.

Surgeon to the left of me
Doctor to the right of me
and I'm stuck in the middle of the two

Left - Makes a living off Ebay / Car boot.
Right - Retired.
Opposite - Has his own printing business with a unit on the local industrial estate.

Hope this helps.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right

left - worker in the sex industry

opposite - crossbow cannibal (retired)

right - empty

.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4otgudPdtOA

"Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right"

Left. He helps set the syllabus and exam papers for physics a levels and gcses.  She is a part time lawyer and save the hedgehog advocate.  House is an absolute tip, garden not much better.
Right. Retired civil servant and retired librarian.  Getting on a bit and have seem him deteriorate mentally from the confident head busybody of the street to nervous uncertain and frail, while she has deteriorated physically.  They have no kids and can imagine when the first one goes the other one won't be able to cope. 
2nd left. Builder
2nd right. no idea but there are 2 sports car in the driveaway
Opposite.  something to do with Highways Agency I think
Opposite diagonal.  Accountant and school receptionist.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Squares lives near the White Lion NAP

My neighbours are doctors, theirs are squatters

I have no idea,and they have no idea what I do.
Perfect
These busy bodies that feel the need to know everyone's business ?
Why ?
Nosey Fookers.

Bloke opposite is an exporter.

He was at Charing X Hospital for 12 years

right of me is Anne an equestrian or something similar
and right about 5 miles down the road is the gatehouse i sold
to some Arab for a few mill.

LOL.Classic Wit-Ham

Restores vintage cars, mainly American ones.
Journalist, radio presenter and does other media stuff.

Financial Services - sales
Garage Proprietor
Takeaway Owner
Retired police
Retired police (yes both)
Retired Retailer (moi)
Widow Pensioner (of retired GP)
Widow (works as PT clerk)
Retired Farmer
Meat Inspector
Widow Pensioner

Roaming cows.

guy next door moans about me for a living. and i dont do owt.

god help him if a chav family with screaming kids moves in. when i move, i hope they do.

hes got me down as a wrong un just cos i dress like the rock god i am.

never play me music cept with headphones. never have parties. never have anybody else round.
but cos i try to avoid talking to neighbours he thinks im a criminal or sumat. i just like to keep myself to myself. cant stand all that noseying and gossiping. hate people knocking on me door about a load of old sh1t when im in me pants covered in bits of crisps like homer simpson too.

Lovely to see squares and Buffy back.

scruffy cnt , works for the water board

my neighbour is about half a mile away and he is a faaaarmer

has he gotta brand new combine 'arvistor

Left - Council worker (office type) and beauty salon assistant
Right - Insurance salesman and housewife
Opposite left - Paramedic and builder
Opposite right - Both retired

Only one.Dentist.

mainly right wing nazis around here

left

nice little girl moved in, we had a decent chat once. hardly ever see her now. She works for gov/council, random hours.

right

7ft fella with a 4 foot girlfriend. Never seen her without him.

mainly right wing nazis around here

They probably think you are to the left of Trotsky Moisok.

If they new my background I am sure they wood string me up to the nearest tree.
Alternatively an Ice Pick in the back of the skull.

WORKERS RULE!!!!

PS  I have been with university students most of the day.  They are so ignorant.
They think that the world they live in arrived 5 years ago or even arrived last week.
About as much historical or hysterical perspective as an ant!!!!

I am the one who is hysterical ha ha!!!!  Half of them don't do drugs or get p!ssed at lunchtime -
It just wasn't like this in my day!!!

I'm appalled when i see young contestants on quiz shows unable to answer simple questions about recent British history.
"Oh, that was before I was born" they say in excuse.

never get away with that on popmaster, ken has them,.......

What are Neighbours?

Knowest thou of Iced Water?

I am not joking - mention Nelson to  either of my daughters!!!  blank looks!!!

ps   both uni graduates

Do you think if Mr Hilter of Minehead put himself forward for election they would vote for him??

Shocking isn't it? Lose your history and you lose your identity. Nelson? He was before we were born too, just about.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

YES  history is bunkem!!! All in the past and nothing to learn from it.

Unless you repeat it - like keep putting your finger into a gas fire and see if it burns ha ha!!!

(I like moisok's neighbours)

Left.. He, retired early, She, staff nurse
Right.. both retired, he ex RAF I think, they also have a house in Stafford, a few weeks here, a few weeks there.
Opposite.. gal on the game, I reckon

left-has a chain of funeral parlours (once brought his work home with him, coffin in hurse)
right-school teachers (boring b astards)
opposite-two lesbians but do not know much more

Cul De-Sace

Left to right:

Owns Building Firm/Owns Hairdressers/Beauty Salon
Owned Aggregates Company/Retired Teacher
Metal Buyer/Retired Teacher
??????
Retired ????
Owned Factory/Owned Shop
Owned Accountancy Firm
Owned Building Firm/Hospital Receptionist
Call Centre something
Retired???
Retired???
Empty
Retired ????

Note to self : Big_Issue lives very wealthy area, may tap for loan when need arises.

Not me...all the other chancers on here.

BigIssue cul-de-sac sounds none to disimilar to mine : quiet, smart, middle-class neighbourhood.
No crime either big-issue?

That just abbout sums it up Ivor, it's got 6 4 bed detached houses set in the former grounds of a Georgian House (which was converted to Apartments in 1980's).

Like Ifor, I also reside in a very quiet cul-de-sac in the country
crime - nil
yobs - nil
traffic noise - nil
senior schools - nil
pubs - nil
shops - nil
Parish magazine arrived this morning, local resident told by the parish council to trim his Leylandi trees on the corner of another cul-de-sac as they were blocking the pavement.
That's about as bad as it gets.

Local headlines .. 'students exhibit their craftmanship' and air-ambulance called to neck injury, and an 'incident' at the supermarket ..
'The incident involved a male with short dark hair, wearing a red top and black coloured trousers, who possibly drove away in a yellow vehicle'.
Phew - it's all happening 'ere!

call me a taxi....sublime.......much the same here.  I.T. left -  Electrician right - Marketing Manager 2 doors - Traffic Control after that ....etc, etc....Retired and enjoying life a few.

Left - a builder (t***)
Right - don't know but ok
Opposite - cemetery, they don't do a lot.

Soon to be:
Left - dead
Right - dead
Opposite - where I used to live.

Opposite -Teacher
Right- Both teachers
Left - Child care/nursery from home
Us - both teachers