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lmfao
19 Jan 10 10:56
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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured...The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help...

Saudi Arabia is sending oil...

Latin American countries are sending supplies...

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops...

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure...

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies...


Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis...
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Report crescit • January 19, 2010 10:59 AM GMT
plus 2 plane loads of volunteers from Liverpool to assist with the looting
Report shergarburger • January 19, 2010 11:01 AM GMT
^^^^scousist REPORTED
Report Big Charlie • January 19, 2010 11:09 AM GMT
I best not laugh or the lefties will accuse me of racism.
Report Lies, DamnLies, and Statistics • January 19, 2010 11:10 AM GMT
it's not racist, just as long as you don't shorten the word pakistanis

hth
Report Big Charlie • January 19, 2010 11:11 AM GMT
okay then

:^0 :^0 :^0 :^0 :^0
Report lmfao • January 19, 2010 11:13 AM GMT
wots wrong with calling them stanis then?

ffs
jocks are jocks
taffies are taffies
english are poms
french are frogs

so why is the shortened P word deemed so offensive?

I just dont get it
Report Facts • January 19, 2010 11:17 AM GMT
offensive thread
Report spyker • January 19, 2010 11:19 AM GMT
offensive in that the joke aint funny and the 'very old done to death a million times pakidiscussion' rears it's head again.......
Report Alias • January 19, 2010 11:22 AM GMT
crescit 19 Jan 11:59
plus 2 plane loads of volunteers from Liverpool to assist with the looting


:^0
Report lmfao • January 19, 2010 11:39 AM GMT
soz if you found this offensive Facts- perhaps you should get out more?



for the record- i spend about 3 months of each year surrounded by black/asian faces and have a mixed race marriage of 17 years - i find nothing at all offensive in the original joke - i found it amusing
Report Roger The Butler • January 19, 2010 11:41 AM GMT
lmfao 19 Jan 12:39
for the record- i spend about 3 months of each year surrounded by black/asian faces*


*Cleaners, gardeners and other menial employees.
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 19, 2010 11:50 AM GMT
Does the 3 months consist of the annual summer jolly up and ladyboy extravaganza in Bangkok?
Report shergarburger • January 19, 2010 11:52 AM GMT
see you there this year hrh?
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 19, 2010 11:53 AM GMT
Not after last years misunderstanding and the amount I had to spend on ointment when I got home.
Report Capt__F • January 19, 2010 11:55 AM GMT
lmafo
were ur wedding photos in black and white ?

copyright Bruce Forsyth
Report lmfao • January 19, 2010 12:06 PM GMT
slightly yellow m8
Report lmfao • January 19, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
Roger- you need to travel a bit more m8
Report dustybin • January 19, 2010 12:13 PM GMT
2 million dead, whats that equate to about 100 grieving families?
Report mittheimp • January 19, 2010 12:22 PM GMT
0.1/10
Report Roger The Butler • January 19, 2010 12:30 PM GMT
Funny you should say that lmfao, I have just got off the phone from the travel agents having booked myself a trip to Bangkok for June-August.
Report The Magic Flea • January 19, 2010 12:37 PM GMT
must've been cheap. you'll be lucky to have 2 days of sunshine in a row
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