I drink 409 bottles of wine a year

You should providing they don't do a liver function test. If they do ...you could be in trouble at that ... thats about 90 units a week.

I would suggest that 9 x 52 = 468 so lets hope they don't test your mental agility either !!!

shandy boy

They might smell it on your breath

Maths never was my strong point!!

Never smell it on my breath. After a good nights sleep and a clean of the gnashers in the morning I'm as fresh as a daisy.

I would suggest that 9 x 52 = 468

Then there's the extra day (two if it's a leap year).

My brother was a nightclub manager for about 18yrs,drank approx a bottle of vodka 5 nights a week for most of this time,he went for a medical recently and unbelievably his liver function tests came back as normal,also a scan showed that his liver was not enlarged,my other brother and sisters and I have been at him for years telling him to cut down and he did recently,but now he's had the all clear he's away as bad as ever.

Used to love the stuff, body won't take the acid in it anymore. No longer an option.

you should give your liver a rest m8 b4 its too late