let me lick you up and down................

ajw I thought you would be a Lola No Strings person.

Hows the hole today Jocky?

im more of a modernist really!........dont mind a bit of n-dubz ect.....grime i believe it is called!......also quite a fan of lily allen!

r.r........im suffering with really dreadful biting stomach pains!.........god knows whats causing them!....but its not good!

also when i take a dump....i wipe my bottom and the toilet roll is covered in what looks like snot!

ajw is you favourite track the Stranglers Bring on the Nubiles?

ajw if what you say is true you need to see the quack. You either have a bad case IBS or you may have a problem that good diet and exercise won't cure.

whodares.....im being 100% honest mate!.....if i have a serious problem,then id rather not know about it!.....anyway...i thought people who are seriously ill start losing weight?....im fatter than ive ever been!.....once i start dropping the weight then i will be worrying!

ajw No you don't always lose weight, but in any event if the problem is IBS that can be drastically eased with a good diet and light exercise.
You will be amazed how quick IBS can be eased by reducing or cutting out processed foods with high sugar and/or fat content.
Doesn't mean you can't have a big mac or fish supper. And doesn't mean you spend half your life in the gym.
The one thing nutritionist forget to tell you is smaller portions will help reduce excess weight. It's a much better option that rabbit food.
The quack will want a stool sample, but think about it, you'll enjoy telling the receptionist what it is you are giving her.