what does earning your helicopter wings really mean please?

something to do with anal sex i think

It means you haven't really grasped the concept of 'wings' imo

it means you're a c.unt

It means you can successfully change pantyliners whilst in a whirlybird.

it means that bin laden will shortly oversee the shooting down of this annoying little**......if there is any justice in this wretched world!

you can drop explosive ordnance on defenceless third world nations and still be hailed as a hero on your return home.

It means royal groupies will be chucking themselves over cliffs in the hope of being rescued by HRH.

something to do with bobar

It means you 'graduated' an advanced course.

It means you can fly a helicopter to a party in the country without the media making a song and dance about it.