If you could comeback as anyone who'd it be and why ?

Myself.

why ?

great shout re-Elvis :)

Cassonova because I like being just as i am!

Nomadic Way 15 Jan 16:57
why ?


Because i'd be an ultra-cool frontman of the best rock band in history.

^so you dont mind being uglythen

Lynott had charisma most of these keyboard gigolos can only dream of.

My twin brother

Burt Bacharach
I'd have written great songs and made lots of money and had the pick of a lot of nice women in the most exciting decade of all time.

keyboard gigolos?? richard clayderman, russ conway, liberace?

Richard Stilgoe

Prima Donna 15 Jan 17:06
^so you dont mind being uglythen

Don't think Lynott had any problems getting the girls. ;)

He may not of, but I bet you do

I post on the betfair forum, I'm suprised you worked it out.

Elvis Presley in 1968
or
Paul McCartney in the Beatles.

HRH The Lager Khan 15 Jan 17:29


Richard Stilgoe

and remember life Stilgoeson.

That is an unusual choice, your highness lager khan. Why? I had heard of him but I had to look him up in wiki. Come to think of it he reminds me of you, witty etc, mechanical digger (shovel monkey) - but he went to Cambridge, so I think he can spell :)

Raquel Welch sose i could feel me own t1ts .

A man


1) I could go in a bookies and not feel uncomfortable

2) I could post on chit chat and not feel uncomfortable

3) I could play poker live and not feel uncomfortable

4) I could go to a football match and not feel uncomfortable

5) I could go into a pub and not feel uncomfortable

6) I could buy porn and not feel uncomfortable

7) I could have all the sex I wanted and not feel uncomfortable - not like now when it is natures joke that I could have loads of sex but I would then be a slapper.

8) I could stop worrying and caring too much

9) I could not be so fussy about who to share my life with

my g/f
then i would know how lucky i am to be going out with myself

A man

10) Guaranteed orgasm every time

John Lennon

or

Do Wah Diddy

youknow, whateva

annie, to find out if women really (really) have it so hard!
Lots of female bosses in my work, most have got there just because they are female and what a useless, **y bunch they truly are!

id come back as errol flyn

Prima Donna 15 Jan 17:04

Cassonova because I like being just as i am!


what's that? semi-literate?

Rosie Webster

and id just stare at my posters throughout the day

annie.

This could take some explaining! The Richard Stilgoe post was in response to the keyboard giggolo post by Shergar! The keyboard giggalo post was in response to Prima Donna who seems to think he is Hugh Hefner having a pop at the great Phil Lynott! Mr Stilgoe is indeed a very clever and witty bloke nonetheless!

the libertine, I was not having a go at men. In my case I think I got an extra dose of tegesterone at birth so I have a lot of male hobbies, racing, football, poker, etc which is not compatible with being a female. Do not get me wrong, I am a very feminine woman, long fair hair to my waist, cry easily, soppy about animals, etc but life would be easier if I was a man.

I agree with you about women having it easy, especially at work. I used to get almost every job I applied for, and although I was good at my job I think my looks played an important part. They say men's brains are in their trousers!

Bobby Crush cos he's got such a lovely smile

annie - suprised you want to be a bloke. All you say is true but it does come with the achilles heel that you can be rendered an instant gibbering, horny shambles by the faintest hint of encouragement from a woman!

annie....cos she sounds like me in a skirt!

I would love that, your highness. I am so jaded with men at the moment. The last drink I had with a man on New Years Eve, I left after about an hour! I would not mind but I had been fancying him for a while and he is a horseracing fan and chess player - so it should have been perfect, but unfortunatel not. Maybe it is because he did not make me laugh?

* unfortunately*

thanks, libertine :)

chess player should have had the alarm bells ringing imo!

annie, I would love to tickle your fancy! I would try anyway. Not been on a date in ages. I used to love going on dates, but I haven't had the inclination.

btw, you ever check out that book i recommended, annie? the snapper by roddy doyle.

That's a shame. I think you go in cycles as you get a bit older of wanting someone or convincing yourself you are not that needy and are happy where you are at! You'll probably find someone where and when you least expect it.

Annie

'..............I am a very feminine woman, long fair hair to my waist, cry easily, soppy about animals, etc but life would be easier if I was a man'

Time for a beard trim methinks.

Easter 1916

I have just ordered it from Amazon. I have ordered the barrytown trilogy which includes the snapper, the committments and the van. Thank you for reminding me of it. I think I saw it on tv once and really enjoyed it, as well as the committments - did not know it was by the same author.

Silvio Dante from The Sopranos

Excellent. I'll await my royalties cheque. You did the right thing ordering the trilogy too. The book (The Snapper) is so much better than the film, I promise, a comment which might not be true of the Commitments. With luck you will wet yourself laughing! Incidentally, there is a semi-sequel to the Commitments entitled The Deportees which you may want to check out later.

Thanks, your highness. I have come to really like living on my own and I really cannot be bothered to go out and find a man. I used to loathe standing around at clubs waiting to be asked to dance. I used to just keep thinking I could be at home, curled up with a good book. I just miss someone to watch football, racing, films and have sex with. It is not the same hugging yourself when your team scores!

thanks, Easter :)

Annie.. From memory of mid 80s all women waited to be asked to dance and 90 percent liked to say no in a humiliating way making the brave asker feel the size of a pea...

Football, racing, films and sex. I'd hate that!

annie, who is your team?

She'd probably insist on drinking beer too, HRH. Imagine that!

lol, your highness

Reyes.. hands nailed to a cross and die quite young and have half the world not beilieve in you... hmmmmmmm

Actually, Easter, I have John Smiths and Boddingtons in my fridge right now! But I would rather die than order bitter on a date!

Oh Annie...

http://blog.taragana.com/e/2010/01/07/girls-who-drink-beer-turn-on-men-more-than-those-who-opt-for-wine-77501/

John Smiths I can drink in a lager famin year, but sort your fridge out Madam! I'll bring the whiskey. ;)

famine *

In a way I support the team that I have bet on! Being a woman I have not felt the need to support one team whole heartedly. I started off supporting Tottenham, because my father and brothers did, then it was West Ham because of a fanatical exboyfriend, then it was Brighton because I lived there and now I do not know.

I know one thing, though. If Jose Mourinho came back to Britain I would support whoever he managed :) He makes me smile.

Note to self: Kidnap Aston Villa chairman Randy Lerner, hold him at gunpoint and get him to fire Martin and hire the Portugeezer. Bloody women make you do the stupidist things.

That is really surprising, Easter. I suspect the price of beer compared to wine has a lot to do with it :) I would still order a wine, though.

RR wants to come back as me?
I find that slightly surprising

ROFL, your highness. If the date on New Years Eve had had your sense of humour I would have been smitten.

Opps reyes.. you had mentioned Jesus on another thread.. ignore me

lol RR - i get it now!

I don't know annie, I think I'd rather you ordered champagne if that's what you wanted. At least I'd know you weren't the girl for me before it went much further. I'd be trying to get my money's worth of course!

Hopefully, what that survey suggests is that men prefer women to be themselves and not behave how they think they ought to.

Suprised anyone would put that much thought in to the situation. Unless it was really obvious someone was nervously sipping away at something that clearly wasn't their usual tipple as they were 'on their best behaviour' which of course won't work as you are trying to be someone you're not from the start.

Actually, Easter, I adore champagne. However, I have never ordered it on a date. The last time I had champagne in a pub was when Brighton got promoted and I ordered a bottle for myself and drunk it in the beer garden!

I would not order bitter because I would not feel feminine drinking it. I like to dress feminine on a date and put on my prettiest undies and wear stockings - even though I never sleep with someone on the first date. Drinking bitter would spoil it for me, not them.

I really need Jose Mourinho's phone number now

Your highness, I have bitter in my fridge as I find that it is not a drink that I have to have. Unlike wine or spirits which would be gone the same day. I have to go out of an evening to buy wine, I cannot keep it in the fridge - unlike the bitter. I do drink bitter in the pub when on my own, but I also drink wine, gin and tonic, vodka and orange, whiskey and coke and port. My current favourite, because of the weather, is red wine.

Are you Betty Ford?

Are you implying I am an alcoholic, your highness :(

:) Only if that lot is your lunch! I'm sort of trying to cut down a bit, the only trouble is occasionally when I go out the wheels come off! I fancy less cold beer in winter than summer anyway, and only really drink wine or bourbon otherwise these days.

I am the same, your highness. It is not the weather for cold bitter. I am trying to cut down too. I go to the pub, but I only drink a small glass of red wine and then come home. Lately I have been drinking wine spritzers at home to cut down.

Sadlers Wells