What's the worst car you've ever owned?

Austin 1100 is the first that springs to mind.

Caught fire in a jam in the morning rush hour in east London.

the worst and the funniest was an xjs, stuck at some lights and noticed the bonnet start to bubble up. Bl00dy thing set on fire and was a write off, I had only had it 2 days.

rover 214 - honda engine good, bodywork terrible

Not a good start for the british motor industry

i had a title contender in California.
nissan something , $200 job.
graffiti paint up the side.
dodgy starter motor , had to park on the hills in san fran or get the lads to push when leaving the pub.
lights used to switch off when hitting bumps.
horn beeped when on full lock turning.
boot used to pop open when on the freeway
wheels locked when i braked hard.

funny i sold it for $400 to a guy.
i even helped him push it to get it started

The worst one ever was a Mercedes C class est,a total heap of **e,got rid after just 1 year.

i have bought and sold hunderds of cars over time and had good and bad , the one i had that i kept for a while that wa always a problem was a triumph 2000.

one of the 'funnest' was a daf with the 'elastic band ' drive so much fun in that one doing standstill figure 8s

on reflection that car had character , never broke down on me or cost me any money bar the gas.

i had a mondeo v6 , that was the most costly piece of sh1t i ever had the misfortune to own.

bought an old escort estate from a dealer who had to jump start it and board up a broken window on it for £50. only lasted 7 hours but i was moving from glasgow to leicester at the time and it was cheaper than hiring a van.

An MG metro. Made my old Escourt feel like a Rolls Royce in comparison, and that was a heap of junk. Really crude to drive and unreliable, had enough of it and took out a loan to buy a BMW and been German ever since.

Mercedes Estate? Worst Car you've ever had? Are you saying in a backhanded way that you've got lots of money? :)

i had a morris ital as well which basically was a marina, that shook like said earthquake as well.The Austin All Aggro (allegro) that i had was pony as well.

OD Just to let you know ive reporoted you for that sick opening joke enjoy your ban, you have earnt it

1961 Ford Popular 100E - Vacuum driven windscreen wipers, went like hell going downhill, stopped altogether going uphill.

The wpers stopped, not the car, well not often!

I was just going to mention the Allegro Estate (the hearse) and the Austin Princess.

So ugly they couldn't get past first base. But they were, I dare say, shoddily built

thats your last post for a while read my earlier post

My Koenigsegg is terrible in this weather, I have to use the Hummer, but that is crap for round town - horses for courses..........

I'll stay logged in. Permanently.

probably the most productive moment of your life then u loser

Lighten up fella! I don't ever recall chatting with you on here, but if I did it would appear as if I upset you. It wasn't intentional. Let it go :)

Worst car I've ever driven was a 2006 VW polo. Awful car - luckily only a hire car. Worst car I've owned was a fiat tipo. Coincidentally, it was also my favourite car.

my ex wife had a fiat 127 in her youth, the throttle cable snapped one morning and she asked me to**it

being useless i tied a piece of string on to the linkage and ran it thru the bulkhead so she could pull the string to accelerate

my own disaster was a tvr tuscan which i bought new, in 3 years it had 3 engine rebuilds, gearbox, clutch, suspension twice, electrical failures numerous times, cracked wheels twice, lock failures, immob failure, leaks, steering rack fault, list was fecking endless

i worked out that it cost me about 10k per yr for the time i owned it and it was under warranty for the first yr!