I've just been sent a link to one of the most entertaining websites...

"I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible."

strange yesfunny no

At least its not a custardcream .

You don't think it's funny?!!! I think weird, random things people say in their sleep is hilarious!

''Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds.":D

"Stop the panther!" is magnificent.

[yelled upon waking] **HUNTER!"

funny but surely fake

weird YESfunny NOfake 110% nap YESit probably appeals to women, tho. am i right?

Ok Platini, we get you don't think it's funny, you can go now!

I'd enjoy it if I thought it was real. Most of those sound like something you'd find in a Purple Ronnie card though. Real sleeptalk is far less coherent.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/a far superior and genuinely amusing site

The advertising account director rambles about everything from sex and underwear to the most surreal statements on vampire penguins and zombie guinea pigsQuelle Surpise, don't believe a word of it.

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.quality genuine lol at that one