GREATEST LOVING ENGLISHMAN

i think Do wah would have an outstanding chance.

fair shout, you wouldn't want to be bedding Ms Allen if you were crap in the sack, she'd have written a song about it and let the world know before you'd had chance to sell your story to the tabloids :(

seth armstrong

Kevin Pridham

Mark Nicholas

Shelley

Howdi he'll poke anything

Gordon Brown
He must have great loving feeling to let all the millions of poor asylum seekers in and feed, house and clothe them in luxurious surroundings . true love imo.

each way

yep he loved himself more at a level that no other love could reach ..

Surely Jordan would know, she seems to have had a crack at most of them.

Joe ?

I watched his DVD round at a mates over the holidays. Absolutely dreadful. All he went on about for the duration was his phone call to Manuel's answerphone. He's that far up his own hole I'm surprised he finds time to sh@g anybody else.

Fred Dibnah?

graham norton??