1st date and youre out to impress.......

Faint.

very difficult over the internet i'd imagine

buy one of those mint flavoured condoms and look her in the eye and say " lets do both of us a favour "

Explain that you realise she is still emotionally holding on to her last boyfriend, but does that have to go as far as refusing to scrape his spooge off her teeth.

Buy her some after eight mints , she will think that is sweet, little does she know , you only brought them incase she has got bad breath ;)

Fcuk her, bin her, move on

cant believe women dont have friends that give them a polite hint

Fart into her face and hype her fragrance.

buy some good plastic cleaner, the stuff for upvc window frames

STICK A POLO ON THE END OF YOUR C0CK

Take her for an Indian, but ask the waiter to do things back to front so she has an After Eight balti as a main course and a small complimentry lump of chicken once you have paid the bill.

wear a gas mask

lol geeeees, very good