Hamburg

not much to do there from my experience...

cheers joel.. 'zehn steins bitte' it will be then.

Except that "Stein" is not really used in general.

It's quite dispersed which means it's hard to 'do' the place without a plan. You'll end up gravitating to the Reeperbahn and being harrassed endlessly by the prostitutes lining the kerb. It's probably better to try to scope some places out on the net before you go.

Of course, if you're going in order to pay for a squirt then you'll not be disappointed although I'm reliably informed that you should go up the hill two or three blocks back from the Reeperbahn to get better prices (i.e. not tourist ripoff) ;)

There are usually queues for the good places that stay open late so get in early. Cafe Fees is a good place to start if you're starting the evening early, but you'll want to move on after the first three litres - it's a short walk away from the Reeperbahn and it blends slowly from cafe/sandwich in the afternoon into beer/pub in the early evening. Depends where you're staying though. It's on the net (a few references) if you're interested.

If you want the large measures (litres), you need to ask for a "Ma¿krger, so "Sechs Ma¿

You'll end up gravitating to the Reeperbahn and being harrassed endlessly by the prostitutes lining the kerb

Sounds perfick ;)

oh yeah, forgot about that place

Get everyone to wear Kevin Keagan bubble perm wigs.
You'll all be treated like gods and receive free beer for the duration of your visit.

Fantastic 4 storey ** house just off the Reeperbahn. It`s a maze of dimly lit corridors that is almost impossible to find your way out of. Worth asking for any "special services" if that`s your thing. Far more obliging than the Amsterdam type of set up.

thanks fellas sound advice there from all - keep it coming!

we have a fluent german speaker in our ranks which should help but from what I gather there are rip off merchants everywhere on the reepersbahn.

Any other advice for a bunch of degenerates who tend to gravitate towards the sleazy side ?

take your trowels with you, they're always on the lookout for English brickies in Germany ........

go to the eros and lady lynnes

some great stories about the Reeperbahn during the time of the World Cup, tricks used by the brasses on unsuspecting punters who didnt get the sex they paid for!

Loads of double**ing booths if that`s your thing. Good for a quick blow job off a street ** whilst watching some bloke in a gimp mask being deviant. I used one for a nights sleep last time when I couldn`t find my hotel.
Marvellous to wake up and have a multitude of**ing material right there waiting for you.Soon got rid of my morning wood.

Sounds like a copy and paste from the Lonely Planet guide to me

Any more suggestions? I will be going there in May. Hamburg have a match that weekend. Would it be possible to get a ticket or are they full houses?

My dad was over there in 1944 with some RAF pals. I'll ask 'im