If you could perform autofellatio would you

Is that a musical piece?

on a car?

what do you mean.............if I could I can

of course u cant beat sucking the helmet.

no brainer...

i tried for years at school, no luck, but i did develop a brilliant backward roll

'lets face it ladies,if men could fellate themselves you'd all be sat here by yourselves....looking at an empty stage'

bill hicks

I thought we all could!

I tried it once but couldn't get my mouth open wide enough :-0