Some people have brilliant ideas

Slick operator.

well oil be focked

Sade-Smooth Operator.

1.01 hes hijacked a tanker

My in laws live in the same road as me.

We ordered heating oil on the same day from the same firm.

Ours got here on Wednesday, the in laws oil arrived on Thursday.

The depot is 23 miles away.

I bet it's a female in charge of transport.

they should have brought it raaaaaaaannd ina mk 1 granny mate

am i the only person who has never even heard of heating oil? ive had to google it. i feel a bit silly.

was he somalian?

you should feel silly , ewe stupid fooooooker

Women crack me up. :^0

The father in law is a milkman but we get our milk from a different milkman from the same dairy, at a higher price as it's a franchise.

I asked why we don't get it off the father in law.

The mother in law said ' In case he forgets to bring it back from the dairy. '

She also gets her milk from the same milkman as us.

Nutters, the lot of 'em.

cunnybobbler 09 Jan 22:55
am i the only person who has never even heard of heating oil? ive had to google it. i feel a bit silly

It's kerosene.

There's no gas supply out here in the wild.

Last year when we were away I just turned off the heating and we had a burst pipe.This year its cost me £50 on top to keep the heating on. Bargain.

keep it on all summer as well , save yerself another fifty

whale oil beef hooked.

thats a good old trick rusty

;)