2-00 p.m. The Great Escape - Canaryboy outruns baying mob with pitchforks
2-30 p.m. Nick Griffin - How to win friends and influence people documentary
2-35 p.m. The Mosque - Jim Carey and his brother, Archbishop Carey, gain super powers in Finsbury Park Mosque in an attempt to placate the muzzies. It fails, and they all die. This progrmame carries an L rating Not suitable for Luvvies.
3-00 p.m. Does my bomb look big in this ? Muslim females, complete with tent, in the deserts of Iraq.
3-30 p.m. University Challenge Mogadishu 'A' take on Mogadishu ' B' with rocket launchers, AK47s, and bombs. Last one standing wins. The rest of the world bets on the draw.
4-00 p.m. The Liver Birds meet the Likely Lads. Shammyleather Chukkerbutti and Diane Flabbott meet Michael Portaloo and Lemsip Opaque for a night out at the local library - in Helmand Province.
2-00 p.m. The Great Escape - Canaryboy outruns baying mob with pitchforks 2-30 p.m. Nick Griffin - How to win friends and influence people documentary2-35 p.m.The Mosque - Jim Carey and his brother, Archbishop Carey, gain super powers in Finsbury Par