My girlfriend likes to dip my

57 :D

your lucky its not corned beef- those tins are deadly

You could surely have come up (no pun intended) with a better imagined dip for a "girlfriend" than baked bean sauce...... shows a lack of imagination imo.

does she warm it up first?

surprised she dosnt put it inside some spaghetti hoops

It must be why they make those smaller tins.

I used to go out with a girl who loved cadbury's cream egg's,sometimes, she would bite the top off lick out the cream,then wa*k me off into the empty egg,then eat it all up.Once or twice she'd put it in the fridge eating it later on!Dirty minx

Tried the hoops but they kept slipping off.

If by Rudyard Kipling gets my vote.

Prima Donna
how true is that story on a scale of 0 to 10?

trader,Oh yes thats true in fact I did marry the girl

does she still do it?

reminds me of a lass who asked me to dip mine in a big yoghurt tub. Seeing them in supermarkets brings a smile to my face still.

Trader,I dont know as we divorced 20 years ago,but she a horney bit*h

some other guy's getting the benefit of the cream egg trick these days

She can only "dip" it if it's flaccid.Surely the prospect of what's going to take place ensures it's pointing upwards.It therefore can't be "dipped"
Hope this helps.

An erect penls does not have to only face directly up
hope this helps.

Mine always does.

Roquebrune,Well that all depends on what postion you get in to shoot the stuff,on your knees man and bend over!

He could be doing a handstand...

Don't use a tin,snap pots the answer after risk assessment.

prima donna, what with your stories, it seems you have met many dirty women

Punter,I have indeed had a very full life and met a lot of great people and had lots of fun on the way!
I once lived in London and spent rather too much time going to parties,it was a great time for me.

Prima :^0 is there is absolutely no deveience that you have'nt experienced ? :)

aye well, a girl asking you to spυnk into an empty creme egg and leaving it the fridge for later

whats all that about??

are they all kinky in London?

Hearts,You should know by now!the answer is NO!

don't tell me you have been involved with scat?

Punter,the answer is NOT ON YOUR NELLY,that is too much even for me who has a VERY open mind,pis*ing thats fine by me,but after about 5/10 mins it burns your skin

pis*ing thats fine by me,but after about 5/10 mins it burns your skin

:^0

punter - are u in north landan?? muswell?

punter,was she called michelle ?

no am not in north london, and no, never done a bird called michelle

are yous confusing me with prima donna?

creme egg...michelle....ah well

it's prima donna that had the bird wae the creme egg, not me

got egg on me face now :)

The dirty minx's name was Sue,not Michelle

thaht's ok Ole

and i have no clue what hutyee's on about

wife likes using the yoghurt too, i dont mind what she uses as long as she keeps sucking!!

why dont kinder do an adult egg , with a vibrator in it for the ladys, chocolate and a toy!

Great idea!

beanz meanz...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm