Man who likes it in the ass

judge pert buttocks will show no leniency imho

oh i thought this was one of the proverby joke things.
ya know like man who walks through door sideways is going to bangkok.

gotta love the OP's opening gambit B-)

me two cunny :(

The donkey can't have been much of a looker if he lasted two months.

he had lost touch with his solicitors

I'm not surprised. Some of those donkeys can kick like a mule.

Political correctness gone mad. I mean, who of us hasn't, in an idle moment ...

tony adams was not impressed

I've often put money on a horse that was buggered.

Everything O backs seems to be well Fcuked

Do they wear donkey jackets?

how come its taken so long to come to court, bit dodgy being charged 10 years later

Agreed, it's taken donkeys years.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL i will line em up you put em away

...THISTLES.....

I recall a case of a man in a field in Beckton, east London, standing on a milk or beer crate to sh@g a horse.

A local female resident phoned the police. :)

She was none too pleased when her report appeared in the local rag, ad verbatim, part of which was :

I was watching from my kitchen window, It was disgusting, after fifteen minutes I called the police.

:^0

Fifteen minutes? That's almost, weirdly, impressive!

Win only - Sp only 06 Jan 22:46


tony adams was not impressed

LOL CLASSIC REPLY......

I remember when I was about 15 we were skipping school and caught a bloke getting a blowy off his greyhound. but the clever thing is he had the dog in four wellingtons so it couldn't run off

When i first arrived in Jersey in the early 70s , the Headline in local paper was Man in court on bestiality charge , evidently was caught stuck up a cow, his defense was " the cow backed into me " I thought at the time what a place this is , LOL .. also in same paper there was a for sale advert for a Fifteen foot clinker, now where i came from a clinker was something completely different .

Kid at my school was caught sh*gging a dog. Naturally we were sympathetic about it. Just barked a lot when he walked past.

was his name Keith Laird?

lol, no. Pete something or other.

he got off though....couldn't get the alsation to testify lol

Guy walkin around a Zoo with wife and 8 year old son.....

son...whats that hangin under that Donkey Mum?
mum..ummm....its his tail son....
son.....no no Mum... under its tummy MUm............
Mum....ummm...its nothing son nothing!....ask your Dad....


son....Dad!....What is that hangin under the Donkey?..not its tail,i mean under its tummy?
dad.... eh!.....i dn know ask yer muvver....
son...but i did ask her Dad
dad...yer!...what she say den?
son....she said it was nothing Dad.....

dad...Yer dats the trouble wiv yer muvver son...shes bin fkin spoilt!....

Well i liked it....took me fkin ages too....one finger typist!..

lol

Ahem