how do you make a bomb?

an exploding bum?

My Fav
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/4614/mango-lime-and-blackberry-bombe

You have just appeared on all the screens at GCHQ congratulations

I'll help you pay for any materials redbag.

Those 2 are at the top of my ' please die ' list.

redbag doesn't need funding. it is only 2 weeks after his christmas haul

if you should succeedn in making your bomb, and happen to find yourself on a plane....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying.
6. Then hit this link

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Tim westwood in de ouse mon.

try politics forum...lot of crazies on there

all reported

Conduit Tube. A Nut (thread type..rounded and fitted snuggly) Weed Killer.Sugar & Jetex Fuse.

and a pair of underpants

REDBAG
REPORTED
HIMSELF

MI pick a number are outside your gaffe now.

you mean... MI**ney rhyming slang strive have nabbed 'im

Dave Chsinall doing well in the darts, got his eye in now, went out to 13.5 earlier now 3.1

Easy for lip readers
he just missed and said 'sh1t'

another set
he's 6/5 now

4 seta each

1.8 now

ISIS alert

Davina McCall looking at her I should want to you know what but there is something infuriating about the woman........or was. Have to say she went up in my estimation after her triathlon for Sport relief PS who am I kidding I be all over her like a rash

ufcdan, she is the spitting image of my ex wife

cream and chocolate, the bomb, a dessert that resembles a huge dome.?

can we agree to a vote to send the most annoying prycks down a mineshaft
and seal it.

russel brand
james corden
bruce forsyth
chris evans and his apostle chris moyles.
ant and dec, or , dec and ant.

strangely no women are on my tits? I'll need to think about that?
there's a black woman comedian that makes me regurgitate, but don't know her name.

Hmm, it's either Dianne Abbott or Big Charlie, can you narrow it down further?

Gina Yashere - i googled.

The jokes are always stilted towards black woman experiences?
even in have i got news for you... always the same stuff - i'm black.
I have eyes, get over it and make me laugh.

I watch Eddie Murphy, I loved Richard Pryor - seen all their concerts.
#i'll take that knife and stick it up her arse#

there are comedians that aren't interested in telling you something funny, it's like
they want therapy?

When I was ten they raped me? here is a joke about it? i have a Vag***?
It depressing humour.

It's all the fault of Lenny Bruce and Andy Kaufman. They at least started funny. Kaufman at least came up with real funny characters. but it's like by imitating they lost the soul of what they were doing. Lenny Bruce was sincere. These copyists are pretending angst.

Andi Osho , another black female comedian is sexy and funny. most of the time.