2 old men get drunk & decide to visit a brothel, the madame takes one look at them and says to the manager ''get the inflatable dolls ready in the bedrooms, these guys are too drunk to notice''
on the walk home 1st old man says ''i think my girl was dead, she never moved or made a sound''
the 2nd old man says ''could be worse, i think mine was a witch!''
''a witch? why the hell would u say that??'' replied the 1st old man..
''well i gave her a little bite on the bum, she farted in face and flew out the window''