haven't had a no.2 this decade

I've had just over 20 :)

Seriously dude you better take some laxative? Or eat more?

considering this decade is more than 9 years old, i'd be slightly concerned...

Got the flu :-(

I hope you don`t get a fissure when you go

Lies, damn lies and statistics.
Living up to your name :)

Just checking, you consider the decade to be 2000-2009 rather than 2001-2010?

Oops, elvis dead spot by me there. Read the thread first...

I was in hospital recently and didn't have one for 11 days

out of interest. There was NO year zero. This is where the confusion lies imo.
A decade can be say, 1965 - 1974, if we want it to be, but if we bear in mind there was no year zero, then the "1st decade" had just 9 years. I would consider that 1960 was in the 60's, and 2010 is in the tens (or 201's as I like to call them).

Good luck with the constipation.

http://tvshack.net/tv/South_Park/season_11/episode_9/a:298821/

who cares

please no one care

although technically true, feeling the need to point this out is absolutely tragic and COMPLETELY POINTLESS!!!!!!!!

"out of interest. There was NO year zero. This is where the confusion lies imo"

Is this true? I'd have thought the first year would be like the start of a cricket over:

0.1
0.2
0.3
0.4
0.5
0.6

One over complete

Or am I wrong?