DENIM TALK

Are you a man of cloth?

do you have a denim fetish?

WASHED OR RIPPED DENIM?

OOOOOOOOOH DENIM

A DENIM CONDOM

YEHHHHHHHHHHH

once went out with a girl who always went out in very tight denim jeans,after a few drinks back at my place for a coffee,(trollocks a fork)went down on her! good god it was rancid,put me right off denim for life (dont do it ladies its a nasty taste)christ i can taste it now.

I dont get it.

You eat denim?

Why?

Her mínge tasted of denim?

yes peter it did her ** was steaming,it was well cooked vile yuk it did NOT taste of the jeans,

How long did you manage down there?

about twenty mins i did my best!but a man can only do so much,I wont tell you about round the backdoor,that was a horror story,it still makes me shiver thinking about it .
Needless to say i never saw the dog again.

only go down on a woman who's been been wearing a skirt or loose trousers during the day

you live and learn punter,I was only young in those days!

did you ever go down on a woman in the morning, after just waking up?

Yes and still do!Only now its only my wife (who is 18 years younger)
and from the south of France so she is very bumable,eating my woman breakfast is rather nice!

even after having sex with her the night before?

cos I haven't done that in case it stank

punter,it does.I used to knock off a posh tart from the village that i lived in,we had a great time for ages including her mate they were both late forties i was about 27/28,we used to play tennis all naked on her lawn,we would play cards all nude they took it in turns to suck my c0ck, forking the two of them,the older one asked me to eat her out as her wimp husband wouldent so I did,what she didnt tell me was her hubby had forked her that morning,take it from me spent spu*k well cooked is very nasty indeed and yes it stinks.

haha, funny story!

Well thankfully I never did go down in the morning!

But that's foul her letting you go down there on her while she knew she had sex with her husband earlier on

Denim has nothing to do with it..........she must of had some form of VD (STD)....

No i dont think she had VD or anything like it, just a plain old fashioned dirty sweaty cunny,but she was a dirty tramp

Probably Thrush........