WHAT HAVE THE NORWEGIANS EVER DONE FOR US?

Aurora Borealis

they give us the term

''no way'' (silent r)

wood

only due to a ricochet reg

some fish i think

fjords, natural gas, coming to Newcastle to spend their kronas shopping with us, purchasing prem league pictures since prehistory, Morten Harket, the best and worst of Eurovision, training facilities for Nato troops, ( too bad we get deluded that makes our boys equipped to fight in hot countries but that's not Norway's fault ), Grete Waitz, reindeer salami ( yum yum ), film sets for 633 Squadron, staying out of the EU so we have a point of reference to know that we made the right choice going in ( yeah right ). Amundssen and Nansen
Only negatives I can think of is they invented rape, pillage and plunder

a-ha

abba are swedish :)

Yeah. Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden. All the same thing. Dunno why they dont just lump them all together.

The Worlds Most Beautiful Coastal Voyage

exported ulrika on passionate grounds

scandanavians are the collective name for swedes norwegians and finlandish, norwegians are ppl from norway :)

What about Lapland?

katona ?

iceland is seperate from those

That tree in Trafalgar Square every Xmas....

Iceland actually falls under the commonwealth of Denmark.

and katona falls over

bj's

Brought us the footballing genius of big John Carew

Invaded in 787 AD and civilised us.