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27 Dec 09
16:33
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I put a couple of mince pies in the Aga while Mrs G was in the drawing room and when I pulled them out I dropped them on the seat cushion. I flipped them back onto the plate but in such an instant they left a dotted circle line of oil on the cushion (M&S too!). She's all "what's this???" so I've been playing dumb (easy for me). :o
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Should have turned the cushions over you dumb-witted oaf
just tell her the truth, are you a man or a mouse ffs?? :0
why not just take the cushions out to the annexe and get one of the servants to go and mingle with the commoners at m&s and get you some new ones?
The annex is rented out to a couple at the moment, they're not servants.
Tell her it'll come out with a mixture of semen and saliva, it won't, but at least you'll get a bj out of the wreckage
Göring 27 Dec 18:46
Some good advice and comments here.
Some good advice and comments here.
DRAWING ROOM,I HAVE TO DO MY DRAWING AND DOT TO DOTS IN MY BEDROOM,I DONY KNOW ANYONE WITH A DRAWING ROOM IN SALFORD
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