male and female masturabation

ffs

its like where the same person

hardly ever thanks

erm...more than him up there^^^

twice a day

^^^ keep running out of gob

havent you heard of wd40?

(wet d!ck formula 40)

OUCH ^^^

its rare you get a biatch admit they do it, but they all do.

thats true I always sniff my hands after a handshake,you can always tell

prima donna, stay out of the covering shed :)

god wanted us to mass debate thats why he gave us a bell end so our hand wont slip off during the act!

he certainly did, he was always trying to get mankind to come together

once I was feeling ill, went to the doctors , he said your sufferring with a rare condition , youve got a square** told me to take a month off work and pull myself round, lol, eh eh !!!!!!!!!!

every hour on the hour..as previously discussed on other threads!....can be a trifle inconvenient!

are you here all week?

armchair,do you wear wellingtons? your house must be a foot deep,

split arses are always flicking their bean in the bath 1.01 nap plus the late vib fun

i caught my son once in the bath.....
i said OI...what you doin..
he said its mine and i`ll wash it as fast as i want!

i do it every ooohaaahaahoohaaaggggaaahhh

7 out of 10 women supposedly masturbate.

Rubbish.

I've asked loads in pubs, and they all denied it.

all women tell lies

everyone does it.

im off for mine now mon,wed, fri,3 times a week

There are two sorts of oeople. W4nkers and liars!

so that settles it .................we all do it so I am normal then thank god!

We all do the same thing but women can either have a 'frap' or get a cucumber on the go

so can some men (so im told)!

when the mood takes me... be back in 20 minutes.

20 mins? Why are you having two?