sexual practice you have yet to experiece but would like to?

Being stroked off from behind while she hammers me with a strap on and punches and throttles meIm a bit of a traditionalist

I've had a threesome,my arse has never recovered ;\

donkey punch

Megan Fox for me.

Not joking one thing id try would be to get naked and fork someone in a very public place,but before anyone jumps on this NO not for any miners to see.

all the pits are shut anyway

damn that Thatcher woman!what i ment to say is minors,my wife has just phs.

felching

is that that thing with a live hamster?

in the shop window of libertys whilst the salvation army sing hymns outside

that with ur mail order bride?

Sister in law with the Thai bird from work.Me just watching.

Gary Glitter to dip his square beard in horse p!ss and then strain it into my mouth and eyes

again ?

to fist kate moss

Alaskan Pipeline

A monkey face and Ken Dodd.

I want sixteen women, all with a different note allocated to them, to bend over naked in the shape of an octave on a piano keyboard. Every time I hit them on the *rse with a beater, they sing their note. I could play some tunes then.

sibaroni 27 Dec 16:50 I want sixteen women, all with a different note allocated to them, to bend over naked in the shape of an octave on a piano keyboard. Every time I hit them on the *rse with a beater, they sing their note. brilliant! :^0

Dogging - my dog's legs are too short to get over the settee.

chit chat orgy

will there be a wall to stand against (just in case i get tired)

all in all just another p.rick in the wall imo.

i couldn't disagree

are you two both in the pink?

Being a dominatrix could be fun

to be dominated by shirl :)

Raped by Celina Hinchcliffe for me

ASL shirl ?

oil wrestling with catherine zeta jones could be fun while it lasted .

Belting Prima Donna's wife over the head with a wet Daily Mail and telling her she's a very naughty girl.

I object............belt her over her ARSE!

Id like to object as well then lease

Hearts.no1 27 Dec 16:07 I've had a threesome,my arse has never recovered ;\ Sorry about that Hearts .............. I got carried away when it winked at me !

demented thread..but v funny

getting a bird on all 4s and getting her to bark like a dog ;)

greggs not been on here for ages mate :(

Prima Donna Does the hard shoulder on the M3 count as a public place?

sibaroni....that sounds far too well developed to be all mere fantasy!

ghosting, for me

a spot of "teabagging" with alaistair down and lesley graham would be a fine way to kill a few hours!

dominated by a whole bunch of Darts Wives

Having a poo on kate moss

"Shape of an octave on a piano"? Straight line then?

A masochistic epic with Diane Abbott, the Chukkerbutti bird and Davina McCall, ending as a snuff movie. I don't get snuffed btw.

nice to see there's no chit chatters with any wierd fantasies

sibaroni 27 Dec 16:50 I want sixteen women, all with a different note allocated to them, to bend over naked in the shape of an octave on a piano keyboard. Every time I hit them on the *rse with a beater, they sing their note. I could play some tun

"I want sixteen women, all with a different note allocated to them, to bend over naked in the shape of an octave on a piano keyboard. Every time I hit them on the *rse with a beater, they sing their note."there will be a few bum notes