She stood on the bridge at midnight

There was a young man from Alsace,
Who had two legs made of brass,
In windly weather,
The banged together,
And sparks came out of his @ss.

There was a blond boy from West Ham
who hastily boarded a tram
when he had embarked
the conductor remarked
'Your fare sir?'
He answered 'I am.'

Reg - you are taking it too far now

She was only a bookmakers daughter, but she liked a bit each way.

Battling Ben,
A soldier brave,
He fought through war's alarms.
A cannonball took off his legs,
So he lay down his arms.

She was only a decorators daughter, but she was an expert on carpet, god on rugs, and not at all bad on lino.

*good*

She was only the fishmongers daughter,
But she knew how to lay on the slab,
and say fillit.

WTF

The boy stood on the burning deck picking his nose like mad.
Rolling it into little balls and flicking it at his dad.

beans beans good for the heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
so lets have beans for every meal

she was only the general's daughter but she knew what reggie meant

She stood on the bridge at midnight
throwing snowballs at the mon
she said sir, ive never had it
but she spoke too bl0ody soon


she stood on the bridge at midnight
picking blackheads from her crutch
she said sir, ive never had it
he said no, not fu$cking much

The boy stood on the burning deck,
A pocket full of charcoal,
He stuck his head between his knees,
And blew it out his @sshole.

I used to go out with a girl that had the whole of the London A-Z tattoed on her shoulder and back.

I always knew where I was with her!

She was only a gravedigger's daughter



But she like to lie under the sod

She was only a welder's daughter but she had a set o' lean legs

she was only the builders dauighter but she didn't come very often

I new a woman from scorton
Who had a long t1t and a short 'un
In addition to that
A big hairy tw@t
And a fart like a 500 Norton

There once was a man named Joel
Whose c0ck was as long as a pole
he thought he was a king
as almost everything
but rhyming wasn't his forte