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24 Dec 09
20:50
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I can't wrap feckin' presents. I've wasted 200 miles of selotape on near misses and half a rain forest of wrapping paper - Sting will be bloody furious. And why must they use a pricing gun with a substance stickier than anything known to man? Should have used it on those tiles on the space shuttle. Will try again when the 8.5% christmas special ale kicks in, although last year when that happened I wrapped up the scissors in one of the presents and had to start opening the damn things to find them.
Merry bloody christmas to you all!
Merry bloody christmas to you all!
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Has one of the Pet Shop Boys just logged on?
Actually, don't answer that. I've a fair idea.
She's all giggly and may be drunk, quick get the mistletoe.
4 hours here **g hell im asking everyone to take an hour to unwrap them.
You're meant to be off to midnight mass, not confession - again.
they dont even notice the wrapping, i have never heard anyone say 'your choice in wrapping paper is carp' ?
How did you guess, your highness. I only usually have about 3/4 units of alcohol but it is christmas so I am getting**ed. It is only at christmas that I feel lonely. I am a loner naturally, but being born a girl I have had boyfriends. I think if I had been born a boy I would have ended up like a lot of men on here, so I do sympathize with them.
And what exactly is the problem with plain ordinary old-fashioned but extremely simple and effective twine !! ??
HRH The Lager Khan 24 Dec 22:38
If I showed you my wand, I'd have to perform magic. Last time I got it out I made a woman vanish.
:^0
Thankfully I've only got to wrap a present for my mum. Everyone else I just don't buy/send in post. Haven't wrapped yet mind, and I don't even think I have the supplies in my house...oh dear.
If I showed you my wand, I'd have to perform magic. Last time I got it out I made a woman vanish.
:^0
Thankfully I've only got to wrap a present for my mum. Everyone else I just don't buy/send in post. Haven't wrapped yet mind, and I don't even think I have the supplies in my house...oh dear.
That was a slow burner, your highness - I got it in the end. :)
annie - Ended up like a lot of men round here - do you mean you should probably be locked up? Heaven forbid. You should have said you were lonely and at a loose end, we could have compared p0rn collections and planned your party for when your Villa to win the league bet cops! ;)
Sonko - that's me crashing and burning again then :(
that post just before was liked someone had hacked into your account :|
That must be the bugger who keeps putting all the losing bets on too.
double lol, your highness. You are on good form tonight.
If only I could get a non sedated woman in the same room as me to say that.
We all have it in us, i hope this is the first chit chat wedding that im not invited too.
gl
gl
As long as he's brushed his teeth since that other kallis fella' took a runny dump in his mouth, and he knows we're not serving quiche.
reception in tommys pub,then round the night off with a quiz.
annie would be the envy of brides everywhere
annie would be the envy of brides everywhere
Except any that may have had the misfortune to have married me previously.
they cannot have had a sense of humour, your highness. I can forgive a man anything, except murder, if he made me laugh.
Now I've run out of bloody selotape! As an inspired alternative, I had a 5 coloured pack of insulating tape in my toolbox, thought the red and green would do for christmas. This is hindsight, was a mistake. My gifts now lack class.
Tokens and licking are the weigh forward imo.
I know it's christmas Sonko, but I'm not sure she's that kind of girl.
a bitofinterest 24 Dec 21:52
he was only asking ffs
:^0
he was only asking ffs
:^0
Our first christmas together and you're drunk and I'm all sticky.
Best laugh of the month, your highness. LMFAO
For me, you are definitely the one who makes me laugh the most.
For me, you are definitely the one who makes me laugh the most.
The thing is,**k isnt sticky. its gone in minutes, but it has a crust which lasts about 2 minutes.
So Mr Sonko, this is why they used sticky backed plastic and not**k on Blue Peter. You are a very wise man.
Brush yourself down and continue.
Miss annie. is in your hands, good luck.
Miss annie. is in your hands, good luck.
Why are you still wasting your talents on here, your highness. I assume you are single, so you should be wowing them on the dating sites.
lol that was the funniest of them all annie :)
This is a deadly serious thread Sir. How dare you?
You are so much like me mr hrh, someone is all over you like a rash but you chose others. :(
Get stuck in man.
Get stuck in man.
ive gotta start mine in about 5 minuts khan :( im not looking forward to it
Sonko - I've always been the worlds worst at knowing when a woman is interested! I don't fear rejection, but it has to be pretty blatant or at least carved in stone before the penny drops!
KHAN ave you always had a lot of female friends? i have from when i was at school.. as such when birds were properly interested i just had em all down as being matey etc... they literally always had to tell me
or was it just my ruse to make em chase me ;)
or was it just my ruse to make em chase me ;)
yes,my charm paid off in the end
against a formidable opponent i must say
against a formidable opponent i must say
You beat him in a duel bito or just send the boys round?
the boys held him while he beat him in a duel... double winner imo
big game player
Yes! Spot on, getting a bit wiser with age. A bit of instant chemistry is essential though, mental more than physical but preferably both!
Yes! Spot on, getting a bit wiser with age. A bit of instant chemistry is essential though, mental more than physical but preferably both!
KHAN i once knocked about with an abs stunner, all the lads loved her as she was great fun to hang out with, she was a beauty an d used to come down and see me all the time, pick me up from work etc.. and we got on well..
after six months she told me she loved me in a slightly drunken convo one day.. id no idea..
after six months she told me she loved me in a slightly drunken convo one day.. id no idea..
and mental chemistry is far more of a turn on than physical especially if its a longer-than-one-night thing... someone on your intellectual level and humour level etc especially if there is a physical attraction..
will make your balls squeak more than any looker who you never talk to could...
will make your balls squeak more than any looker who you never talk to could...
Does it smell like it's been in the cheese?
Nasty, better scrape the rind off before it goes moldy.
Not the traditional Dickensian start to christmas day is it really, on here til' 1 a.m cracking poor quality mouse, cheese and sci fi gags. Where did it all go wrong?
I have been the chief wrapper of pressies since Hyde Park was a flower pot. It's the only manual thing I do well, and I'm fast. I did all ours agan this year, and the mother-in-laws as well, just under 100 in total. No wasted tape, no torn paper, no mess.
since Hyde Park was a flower pot.
lol, Big Charlie. Wrapping presents may be something that men can be good at as it is a spacial thing. I believe that in a household it is best if men can find out what they like to do, or are good at, and do that all the time - instead of sharing chores they hate.
lol, Big Charlie. Wrapping presents may be something that men can be good at as it is a spacial thing. I believe that in a household it is best if men can find out what they like to do, or are good at, and do that all the time - instead of sharing chores they hate.
Can I drop them round to you next year BC? Had you more down for wrapping knuckles than presents. Your reputation is in ruins! This is the biggest shock since Hightower in Police Academy was outed as a florist.
Just to try and explain what I mean, Tevez. There was a man at work who asked me out, but I had barely spoken two words to him and I did not fancy him because he was not my type. He had a lovely face but he had auburn hair and freckles. So I said no, but as gently as possible. Anyway, a couple of weeks later I was at the same dinner party as him and seated next to him. By the end of the dinner party I was smitten and I was with him for seven years.
Isn't auburn a colour people only use to try and cover up they've got their ginger wings?
I was being nasty about blokes with ginger hair! A lot of women don't seem to like it. Good that you dug below the surface with this guy. I posted on another recent thread that it was a rarity for a woman to be seduced by a man that she didn't find initially attractive.
I think you are wrong there, your highness. Men can grow on women and then their lack of looks can be not an issue.
I said it was unusual, not impossible. When someone slowly gets under your defences and you mutually realise as much it can quickly get very passionate! I am sure you will agree.
women with ginger/red/auburn/strawberry bl,onde hair
drooooooooools
drooooooooools
Whoops - just seen the time :( Night all and merry christmas once again. annie - have a good day with your Dad.
hey just cos im male doesnt mean you cant wish it to me ;)
Thank you, your highness - hope you have a lovely day also.
BGP - all the very best!!!
Anyone know of a 24hr 365 day a year selotape delivery service?!?!
Anyone know of a 24hr 365 day a year selotape delivery service?!?!
no can do bu tthe local 24 hour a day shop is still as it says.. open 24 hours a day. :)
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