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Splicer Keats
23 Dec 09 10:56
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Just went flat on her @rse in the snow, i went out and helped her up, she has invited me round for a drink, what you reckon.
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Report afterjacko. • December 23, 2009 10:57 AM GMT
nudge, nudge, wink, wink
Report Larry's Codpiece. • December 23, 2009 10:58 AM GMT
Don't try her back door. It will be sore now and the closed sign will be out.
Report The Bhoys • December 23, 2009 11:04 AM GMT
surley only u can answer that! If she luks lak millie clode ad say yes. Susan**pehaps not! The decision is yours!
Report TheCoat • December 23, 2009 11:05 AM GMT
Don't forget that They ALL love it up them !
Report Splicer Keats • December 23, 2009 11:05 AM GMT
She looks a little like kate lawler off big brother a few years ago, i am tempted, but its a bit dangerous , what if she has mistletoe.
Report travelling_man.. • December 23, 2009 11:06 AM GMT
It's okay that's not catching
Report The Bhoys • December 23, 2009 11:07 AM GMT
go for it! But are u seeing any1?
Report Splicer Keats • December 23, 2009 11:08 AM GMT
Wifes in work till 5pm, got plenty of time, but not sure i got the b0ll0x.
Report yorky • December 23, 2009 11:52 AM GMT
nevermind the mistletoe its the camels toe you are looking for
Report fairweather • December 23, 2009 11:57 AM GMT
an old adage comes to mind, that has stood me in good stead over the years.

Never sh'it on your own doorstep.
Report tiptopcat • December 23, 2009 12:05 PM GMT
xmas time, lots of lonely girls up for comnforting / company. sounds keen but defo high risk of getting caught...

you could go round there, see if she indicates she is up for it and then go home secure in the knowledge you could have scored a goal....sure we would all have the self discipline to dio that....

s*d it. go around there now and let us know result
Report Chad Collins number wan • December 23, 2009 12:18 PM GMT
if you are single, yes, if you are not, no
Report Rupert from Killiney • December 23, 2009 12:37 PM GMT
Santa has a big sack cos he only comes once a year. Go empty yours big boy.
Report mansfieldtoon • December 23, 2009 12:38 PM GMT
To be honest, go round and see how it pans out....

Nothing like getting a bit on the side going for the new year
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag • December 23, 2009 1:03 PM GMT
fairweather 23 Dec 12:57

an old adage comes to mind, that has stood me in good stead over the years.

Never sh'it on your own doorstep.



tbh I don't think he was planning on defacating on her garden path...
Report Splicer Keats • December 23, 2009 1:05 PM GMT
Just spaffed on her chebs :) happy days.
Report overboard • December 23, 2009 1:13 PM GMT
looking forward to your doorbell ringing on Christmas Day and her declaring her undying love for you to your surprised wife.......................
Report mansfieldtoon • December 23, 2009 1:15 PM GMT
Any pics?
Report markymark • December 24, 2009 6:02 AM GMT
update please
Report tiptopcat • December 24, 2009 10:38 AM GMT
need more info than that splicer. full story, you said, she said etc etc

thank you
Report united,leeds • December 24, 2009 3:44 PM GMT
what happened then? she wap em straight out for you?
Report horseman • December 24, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
A pleasing haul Keats you rascal.

This lot jumped in the net like a bunch of hair trigegr schoolboys!
Report silverwasp • December 24, 2009 4:21 PM GMT
Was the snow slippy ? i think she accidently slipped on purpose.
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