There was a young man named Howells

My next door neighbour's daughter
Is six foot four and a quarter
When out on the town
Wearing only a frown
She does things she didn't oughtta !

There was a young lady from china,
who had an enourmous vagina.
and when she was dead
they painted it red
and used it for docking a liner.

There was an old lady from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in less than an hour,her t1ts were in flower
and her cvnt was all covered in weeds

There was a man from downducket,
with a dick so long her he could suck it,
he said with a grin,
wiping**from his chin,
if my ear was a** I could ** it.

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There was a young man from Australia
Who painted ass like a dahlia
Thruppence a smell was all very well
But sixpence a lick was failure

There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia
Thruppence a smell was all very well
But sixpence a lick was failure