1 girl in bed on Xmas Day................

None of them should be in bed on Xmas Day they should be cooking lunch

Millie Clode

Miley Cyrus. Got to be done.

jade goody

poor taste techno

i apologise i meant her mum

even poorer taste!

Her name wouldn't ring a bell to any of you...

No naughtiness, but I'd like to see The Queen in bed on xmas day doing her speech. Nursing the mother of all hangovers and wearing an inside out sweatshirt covered in red wine and pretzels, with a few Quality Street knocking about the bed and a corgi choking on one of Camilla's mince pies.

nigella lawson, think of the appetite you could work up

Naomi Watts

parker bowles.whilst charles serves us ricicles in bed

lucie beale

Lucy could bring Jane her stepmum while she powders her nose she must be gagging

Claire from the pop band Steps,her big lips and her spanky arse,yum yum.

Claire from Steps is now the size of Sheffield.

Claire from steps always looked like a horse and now is the size of a shire horse.

Lisa Scott Lee and Faye Tozer are both so bummable and you go for Claire, I think secretly you would prefer 'H'!

Dont care her mouth still works

and her samantha janus

No chance that little** H would get my toe up his arse,Lisa and Faye too thin for me and both look to hard faced

britney Murphy

Salma Hayek.

lily allen :x

Catalena Cruz

Countdowns Rachel

RANTZEN

Good shout SHREW D

Leona Lewis would do for me

Lucy Veraswarmi

a girl in bed on xmas day would be a waste as i've got to go visiting rellies :( overnight xmas eve would be perfectly acceptable, however, and jennifer aniston would be very welcome.

Naomi Watts and Salma Hayek are the closest answers so far, but the correct answer is, of course, Zoe Telford.

Rachel Riley

Mrs Claus

as above

riley not claus

Rachel Riley

We have a winner

Splicer Keats 22 Dec 20:28


Lucy Veraswarmi


its Verasamy, but she'd be mine aswell, good pick splicer :x

Myleen Klass. Or Greggs, if she is free!

sarah jane mee or susanna reid

So many to choose from but if I have to pick only one then it'd be Jessica Alba.

Please.

dunno who half the wimmen mentioned on this fred are. very sad.

Kim Wilde, circa 1981

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Sharon Ní Bheoláin

good pick timmy Sharon :x

Susan**

Sarah young

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itsmyturn 23 Dec 21:18
Susan**/i]

Sod off she's my bird. Wanna fight about it ? If so, boxing or sumo ?

foxy knoxy , would have to keep an eye on her during the night though

itsmyturn 1.8 V Lozzy 3.6

i warn you Lozzy i was a bouncer in mothercare for 8 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1FDSXSlpmg



She is mine
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Davina MccCall, I'd strip her naked, tie her up....and facking leave her there to rot.