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Frenchman once sais to Walpole: 'sir, if i were not French , I would wish to be English'
Walpole replied: 'Sir-If i were not English - I would wish to be English as well.

Which got me thinking :

NAME YOUR TOP 3 'I WOULD WISH TO BE ...' FROM THE FOLLOWING LIST , AND WHY

1 english
2 welsh
3 scottish
4 french
5 pakistani
6 indian
7 west indian
8 Israeli
9Palestinian
10 Somalian


My choice:

1.English (of course)
2.French - i'd love to be that arrogant
3.Somalian- I'd like a big boat
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Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:05 PM GMT
my choice

1. pakistani (could live off benefits while you work)
2. indian ( same as above)
3. somalian (same as above)
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:07 PM GMT
ratio of indian people claiming benefits is less than british people you ignorant cnut
Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:12 PM GMT
master of multys 23 Dec 13:07
ratio of indian people claiming benefits is less than british people you ignorant ****

Probably likewise for pakistani and somalian people, funny you chose just on out of the three. Oh by the way, please don't use profanities when you speak to me.
Report lmfao • December 23, 2009 12:13 PM GMT
this is going well :)
Report The Magic Flea • December 23, 2009 12:14 PM GMT
HANDBAAAAAAAAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Report lmfao • December 23, 2009 12:15 PM GMT
is the ratio of English people in India claiming benefits higher than the ratio of Indian people claiming benefits in England?
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:16 PM GMT
mrgrumpy

actually the ratio of pakistanis claiming benefits is larger than british and somalians is the worst, il stop using profanities when you stop acting like an ignorant dumbass, tbh dont think il stop any time soon
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:17 PM GMT
lmfao 23 Dec 13:15
is the ratio of English people in India claiming benefits higher than the ratio of Indian people claiming benefits in England?


probably not but the fact remains indian people better this country in many ways and i assume the same goes for the brits living in india
Report lmfao • December 23, 2009 12:18 PM GMT
master of multy's

if you are going to post on my thread - at least answer the original question: i am using these answers as the basis for my thesis.
This is an important piece of research.

Thank you.
Report Prima Donna • December 23, 2009 12:18 PM GMT
Do they................? like hell they do.
Report lmfao • December 23, 2009 12:22 PM GMT
the brits in india are there to be looked up to

that is our function on the sub- continent

and very useful we are , too.
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:26 PM GMT
Prima Donna 23 Dec 13:18
Do they................? like hell they do.


yeah apart from saving the nhs, getting some of the best grades in schools, gaining top jobs- doctors barristers etc and lending a hand in ww2 as well as catering your need for a curry on a friday night...... but i bet you're a bit 'special' and when you see a brown face you think of the taliban and 'o i bet he's on benefits' or 'they took our jobs', think you left that 'special school' a little too soon.
Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:30 PM GMT
master of multys 23 Dec 13:26

yeah apart from saving the nhs,

I'm confused! Do you mean Tony Blair was lying when he said nu lab saved the nhs?
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:32 PM GMT
MRGRUMPY1 23 Dec 13:30
master of multys 23 Dec 13:26

yeah apart from saving the nhs,

I'm confused! Do you mean Tony Blair was lying when he said nu lab saved the nhs?


the bigger picture you old fart, do your research from the 60's-80s about the nhs then come back with a smart arse comment you c0cksmoker
Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:35 PM GMT
master of multys 23 Dec 13:26

gaining top jobs- doctors barristers

Don't worry us brits will do the menial jobs.
Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:37 PM GMT
master of multys 23 Dec 13:26

and lending a hand in ww2

ffs the clues in the title World War 2
Report lmfao • December 23, 2009 12:39 PM GMT
Frenchman once sais to Walpole: 'sir, if i were not French , I would wish to be English'
Walpole replied: 'Sir-If i were not English - I would wish to be English as well.

Which got me thinking :

NAME YOUR TOP 3 'I WOULD WISH TO BE ...' FROM THE FOLLOWING LIST , AND WHY

1 english
2 welsh
3 scottish
4 french
5 pakistani
6 indian
7 west indian
8 Israeli
9Palestinian
10 Somalian


My choice:

1.English (of course)
2.French - i'd love to be that arrogant
3.Somalian- I'd like a big boat
Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:40 PM GMT
master of multys 23 Dec 13:26

as well as catering your need for a curry on a friday night....

No arguement from me on this one.
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:40 PM GMT
britain had occupied india in the time of ww2 and said help fight and we'll gain you your independence back, dont you know anything?
Report Prima Donna • December 23, 2009 12:42 PM GMT
Master......I didnt leave school till I was 18,no I never eat that awful curry,they dont do a good job in th NHS I can never understand them if I ever have to speak to themthankfully I dont meet them very often.Goodbye to them all wont come quick enough
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:42 PM GMT
MRGRUMPY1 23 Dec 13:40
master of multys 23 Dec 13:26

as well as catering your need for a curry on a friday night....

No arguement from me on this one.



hopefully your local indian realize you are a ignorant c0cksmoker and take a dump in your next chicken korma.
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:43 PM GMT
Prima Donna 23 Dec 13:42
Master......I didnt leave school till I was 18


wow even 'special schools' let you leave at 16, perhaps you were a bit extra 'special' and needed the extra 2 years.
Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:45 PM GMT
master of multys 23 Dec 13:40
britain had occupied india in the time of ww2 and said help fight and we'll gain you your independence back, dont you know anything?

Typical effin indian, always got to be something in it for them.
Report Prima Donna • December 23, 2009 12:45 PM GMT
Yes I am extra special,they are not thats just how it is over here.
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:49 PM GMT
MRGRUMPY1 23 Dec 13:45
master of multys 23 Dec 13:40
britain had occupied india in the time of ww2 and said help fight and we'll gain you your independence back, dont you know anything?

Typical effin indian, always got to be something in it for them.



explain
Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:51 PM GMT
Read it again, sure you will get it eventually.
Report MRGRUMPY1 • December 23, 2009 12:53 PM GMT
What's happened? The Indian guy i work with was using my computer.
Hope he hasn't upset anyone.
Report shergarburger • December 23, 2009 12:54 PM GMT
1. english cos thats what i am and im happy being 1
2. west indian cos they're cool have great music and live in a great climate and have beautiful islands
3. indian - great culture & food, nice people, up & coming economically
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 12:59 PM GMT
MRGRUMPY1 23 Dec 13:51
Read it again, sure you will get it eventually.


i wont, so explain
Report Prima Donna • December 23, 2009 1:01 PM GMT
English cos we are the best
2,West Indies,far away cr0p music idiot plats in hair,must be full of fleas
3Indians awful food people look like they rub oil all over themseleves before they leave the house.
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 1:08 PM GMT
Prima Donna 23 Dec 14:01
English cos we are the best


i acknowledge your allegiance to the nation in which provided a free eduction for 'special people' like yourself.
Report The Magic Flea • December 23, 2009 1:08 PM GMT
you sound like a lovely chap, Prima Donna.
Report Prima Donna • December 23, 2009 3:44 PM GMT
Thanks magic flea I am,and my education was not free it was like me expensive but fun!!!
Report Big Charlie • December 23, 2009 4:45 PM GMT
1 white english. for me
Report Big Charlie • December 23, 2009 4:47 PM GMT
master of multys 23 Dec 13:32
the bigger picture you old fart, do your research from the 60's-80s about the nhs then come back with a smart arse comment you c0cksmoker

1.01 landed :^0 :^0 :^0
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 5:39 PM GMT
Big Charlie 23 Dec 17:45
1 white english. for me



why specifically white fat charlie, you have a problem with black people?
Report undie101 • December 23, 2009 5:48 PM GMT
Do you still work in your daddys cafe MoM
Report master of multys • December 23, 2009 6:24 PM GMT
cafe? i thought it was a kebab shop the morons had pictured my family owning and no i dont work in any as we dont own any.
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