Welcome to Live View – Take the tour to learn more
Start Tour
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
21 Dec 09
07:18
Joined:
Date Joined:
25 Jan 02
?
Show More
Anything involving Tiger Woods and Santa Claus.
what did one policemans nipple say to the other nipple
you are under a vest :^0
you are under a vest :^0
The Brown Paper Bag Kid (BPBK)
Dodge City came to a halt the day the BPBK was hanged.
BPBK's clothes were all made out of brown paper bags - his underwear, his socks, his trousers, his shirt, his hat, his shoes, his belt, and even his holster and the guns and the bullets.
His crime?
RUSTLING
Dodge City came to a halt the day the BPBK was hanged.
BPBK's clothes were all made out of brown paper bags - his underwear, his socks, his trousers, his shirt, his hat, his shoes, his belt, and even his holster and the guns and the bullets.
His crime?
RUSTLING
Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Cos Snow man is an island
Cos Snow man is an island
I know the best Christmas joke...
Two snow men. One says to the other, "Can you smell carrots?"
:-)
Two snow men. One says to the other, "Can you smell carrots?"
:-)
I was in London last week and I wanted to buy a nice case of expensive wine for Xmas.
I asked the taxi driver to take be to a good French wine merchant.
He took me to the Emirates stadium :-)
I asked the taxi driver to take be to a good French wine merchant.
He took me to the Emirates stadium :-)
Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
He only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney.
He only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
:(
Deep pan, crisp and even!
:(
Why didn't the Skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
Because he had no body to go with :-(
Because he had no body to go with :-(
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Alex69
I can send you the Christmas cracker insert... COD.. if you like Alex :D
I can send you the Christmas cracker insert... COD.. if you like Alex :D
I HAD one of those !!!
My Adolf impersonations were going down a treat until I goose stepped the Turkey off the serving tray !! :^0
My Adolf impersonations were going down a treat until I goose stepped the Turkey off the serving tray !! :^0
:^0 Joe
The only comical thing about cracker gifts in my house is that the paper hats never fit my large head :(
The only comical thing about cracker gifts in my house is that the paper hats never fit my large head :(
Post Your Reply
Please login to post a reply.
Wonder
Instance ID: 13539