babycakes weithg loss thread ....

good luck Cakes :)

gl ladycakes, im sure you can do it

5 stone. lol, what's your target weight 13 stone 10?

suggest you post photos every 2 weeks - if you succeed then you might get ridiculed a bit less and can prove it with the photos. Wear clothes though please.

unnecessary mitchell but if i were cakes i wouldn't have started this thread in the first place.

gl with it anyway.

:^0

thanks guys as i said 1st jan , i shall be strict when , he wants me it;s bye bye !!bring back july 1st !!!!

that :^0 was to mitch.

Good Luck LC,

I concur with easters sentiments.

Easter, maybe if she didn't go on and on and on and fecking on about it I woudn't have been so catty.

fooik u james u twink pic every 6 mnths , the hardest thing will be no drink :* gin and diet slimline tonic yuck !!! im all for it

wow would helo is i can spell that word WEIGHT !!!

:)

you go on and on and on and on about cats. if i made an offensive comment about cats you'd be bleating like a little girl.

THEY ALL BE WANTING IT WHEN IM THE LADYCAKES THEY EXPECT :)

excuse the caps!!!

If you wire your jaws together you might to it in 12 months.

You're losing weight for a bloke? Big mistake.

Eat what you want ffs.

i only have 8 months :(

shut it dan , it aint for him

:D

stop "swallowing"

i need to lose it to make him want me


sounds like it's for him. listen to dan.

Easter 1916 19 Dec 00:27
you go on and on and on and on about cats. if i made an offensive comment about cats you'd be bleating like a little girl.



ladycakes69

dont talk rubbish, i'm always being ridiculed for being an old fart.

ive got an idea...i have a low fat sausage that you can get your gums around,any time you feel like it....will take your mind off eating!

and yours off sex.

lol , nothing wrong with looking good
he needs it , and si do **ing i skinny leona yeah right , still i have 8 months at 100/1 ffs!!!

Ladycakes, I'm thinking half the p!ss takers here could do with losing a few pounds themselves.

F**k it. I'm going to join you on this. New Year.

thank you happy new year xxxxx

And you!

u got till august to place ur bets , i bet 5 stone att least to be gone thanks , at whtever odds!!!

Don't worry about these lot Lady, do it for you.

We would need to know the starting weight first.

If you are 12 stone, it would be a lot harder than if you were the suspected 19 stone.

i need to lose weight i admit it. lost about a stone in the last month though mainly cos i havent been eating much cos ive kinda gone off food. i look in the kitchen and go...cereal...nah...toast...nah...ya know ya jaded when you go...ice cream...nah...chocolate...nah...dunno whats up with me just bored with eating. im just having one meal a day out of hunger. i cant think of anything i really want to eat anymore.

I always picture everyone as thin,especially ladycakes,BC and greggs

Lay off the Yorkies imo

How the hell did this thread go 3 hours without a Yorky bar reference.
Lol. Just kidding.
Gl cakes :)

Start running. can eat what you like if you run loads.

I shouldn't worry about it, just get a bigger seat fitted in your cab.

A few days into your diet and you'll soon be singing this Fleetwood Mac ditty

Sell Me pies, sell me sweet little pies
Sell me pies, sell me sell me pies

Will you go from ladycakes to ladycreamcrackers ? Good Luck Lady :)

good luck cakes,it does mean keeping off the hooch,can you do it?

Betfair please put up a market for this

jas1978 19 Dec 00:31
stop "swallowing"

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Yes that should definetly do it ..at 5ml a go :D :D

5 stone loss in 6 months for a female????? f^ck me you must be big ladycakes. there's a wonder you can get clothes to fit you from the shops. do wah diddy used to sell outsized clothes, perhaps he knows someone who sells clothes for the over 20st

a very large lady got on a "Speak your weight" machine ..
the ones that weigh up to 20 stone ..
she put her money in and stepped on the machine
It said "You are 9stone 4lb and in great shape"
the very large lady said "You're having a laugh aren't you ? "
The machine replied "Well you started it !! ".. :D

Who started a thread before suggesting she was a waller being on a betting forum all day, and then with her aggressive reply everyone know it was true?

important not to eat at service stations and roadside cafes like the other truckers imo.

She dont wear clothes, they just wrap bits of her up in sheets

Ladycakes. It is immediately obvious that you have no real intent to lose weight. If you had, you would start NOW and not at some date in the future! You need to accept that you are hugely overweight and that you will only correct this problem with a structured and determined approach.
Stop hiding your 'curves' behind loose-fitting 'flattering' clothes. Stop kidding yourself. This will not be easy. It takes a long, concerted effort to put it on and it will take a long, cocerted effort to get it off! And for God's sake don't allow yourself 'treats' as a 'reward'.
If you are going to start, then surely it's is more sensible to start before you 'pig-out' over Christmas.

^
gok wan

Feck the hard work, get a gastric band, didnt do fern any harm.

never be able to eat again with one of those , anyways thats the easy option !!

chop your willy off

Try the Sausage diet ;)

Give up the yorkies

in all seriousness ladycakes....

do some fkin exercise.

Give the lass a break. We've all had a few too many drinks/puddings from time to time. Bloke gets fat, it's ''oh rich living, too many pints'' etc, girl gets fat, it's ''OMG Obese joke'' Harsh times for Viz characters. I'm sure she'll knock 'em dead when she sheds....errr 5 stone.

Yes, it's not rocket science; eat sensibly, drink plenty of water and do some exercise. It may sound like we are criticising you, but ffs you did create this thread and it's the kind of thread you would accuse Greggs of creating!

Sh@g ur fellas brains out, weight will fall of and he will want you...result

Greggs wouldn't create this thread: She is 8st and nubile: Cakes is 15st and causes tremors.

huh hmm this is by no way an attention seeking thread thing , other people have posted similar threads , im only fat as i drink way to much , but have cut that out from today !! water and diet coke from now on!!

Cutting out drink is OTT. Just cut out the countless burgers, hotdogs, currys, pizzas and cakes..... suddenly BA BA BA BOOM 15 stone of pure unappealing lard, becomes 10 stone of twinkling, all singing, all dancing 5 star magic. From Fern Britton to Fern Cotton in one slice of abstinence.

you mean Dot Cotton

lmao thanks for the advice

My pleasure. All that ''lmao'' speak won't seem so facetious when their isn't quite so much ''a'' to ''laugh off'' Knuckle down, and enjoy the results.

indeed i shall

all the beef you put on over xmas will only be took off in 6 months so you will be the same as you are now

Catt is right. there is no point in piling on another 7 pounds over Christmas. Start now. Your timescale is also totally ridiculous. How come women read about slimming in every magazine they pickup but still start dieting two weeks before their holiday? Get real. Get serious!

surely its not how heavy you are and how much weight you want to lose but what dress size you are aiming to be.

Spend a fortune on clothes of your desired size and the potential loss of cash will be the motivation to lose the pounds

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Good luck Babycakes

Do some fkin exercise.

thanks alun :)

I did mention it on another thread but you may not have seen it...

LighterLife is excellent - my mate lost about 5 stone in 6 months.

Or try a low fat diet - maybe a vegan diet? Compassionate, good for you and your figure...

or do some exercise

and from what you say .. EATING hasn't come into this :^0

stop posting sh1te on here everyday/night and get aff yer fat @rse and go the the gym instead.

constructive criticsm, you go girl ! B-)

As above.

mmmm... I fancy a nice juicy bacon and egg sarnie followed
by a sumptious apple cream turnover.Washed down with 3 ice cold beers.

You might enjoy ITV at 9pm.

Kettlebell exercise routine three times a week. It will DESTROY the fat.

Do some research, buy one, use it. It will work.

oi i dont post that much ** on here , well not sober anyway , but thanks for the advice , i shall look in to the lighter life!! i have just purchased a home gym , so exercise wont be a problem!!

Home gym = that belt that's supposed to melt your belly fat. (NAP)

lmao

the belt would not fit me :(

she couldn't get the Top off the box :-)

I seem to have walked into the 'GMTV - with Lorraine Kelly' thread, I'm leaving.

bring that dumb belle back !!