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Jason Bourne
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Since I know the answer to just about everything, if there's things you need answering, ask away and I will provide the answer B-)
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Report Hearts.no1 • December 18, 2009 8:22 PM GMT
whats felching mean ?
Report SwindonBoy • December 18, 2009 8:25 PM GMT
whats 1+2
Report bigH • December 18, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
why are you in on a Friday evening?
Report Gary Binosh • December 18, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
when will you be making The**Resurrection ?
Report carvoeiro • December 18, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
Do you prefer receiving from a cut or uncut male ?
Report Dick Quax • December 18, 2009 8:31 PM GMT
I've backed Mcdine in the darts @ 7.6.

Shall i lay off now he's 3.1?
Report Lies, DamnLies, and Statistics • December 18, 2009 8:33 PM GMT
^yes
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 8:34 PM GMT
Jason**
you sound gay are you
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 8:37 PM GMT
whats felching mean ?

Excreting bodily fluid from one's anus in a most painful way, but that's one of those rare things that i've learnt from a book and not from personal experience. Next.

whats 1+2

3. Next,

why are you in on a Friday evening?

Because i've just got back from being out. Next.


when will you be making The**Resurrection ?

I hate to break it to you, but i'm never going to make it. Just watch the trilogy over and over again and savour it for what it is, some things are there not to be tampered with. The trilogy must remain a trilogy. Next.

Do you prefer receiving from a cut or uncut male ?

A ** (fe)male. Next.

I've backed Mcdine in the darts @ 7.6.
Shall i lay off now he's 3.1?


Of course you shouldn't, you can afford the loss. Just make a winning bet next time to cancel the loss here and forget you ever made this bet. Next.

you sound gay are you

No. Next !
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 8:41 PM GMT
Jason**
you sound gay are you
No. Next !

you sound a right arse bandit to me are you in denial

Denial is a defense mechanism postulated by Sigmund Freud, in which a person is faced with a fact that is too uncomfortable to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming...
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 8:43 PM GMT
are you in denial

No but I have been in the Thames before, but i'd rather not talk about that. Next !
Report cunnybobbler • December 18, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
what is clunge?
Report brendanuk1 • December 18, 2009 8:45 PM GMT
what are the 39 steps?
Report boxingthefox • December 18, 2009 8:46 PM GMT
Why????
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 8:47 PM GMT
Jason**18 Dec 21:43


are you in denial

No but I have been in James before, but i'd rather not talk about that. Next !

thought so

if you dont want to talk about it fair enough
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 8:49 PM GMT
what is clunge?

A woman's private area. You'll eventualy learn that when you interact with them on a regular basis. Next.

what are the 39 steps?

A ring of spies. Next.

Why????

Because I said so. Next !
Report carvoeiro • December 18, 2009 8:53 PM GMT
What's your favourite Fleetwood Mac song ?
Report inner city sumo • December 18, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
Which political party would be best at running the country?
Report DaveEdwards • December 18, 2009 8:56 PM GMT
What do you recommend as liability levels for backing and laying (expressed as a %) in relation to bank.
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:03 PM GMT
What's your favourite Fleetwood Mac song ?

Everywhere. Next.

Which political party would be best at running the country?

The Polish Beer Lovers Party. Next.

What do you recommend as liability levels for backing and laying (expressed as a %) in relation to bank.

A number of your choosing between 1 and 100. Next !
Report Robbie_Box • December 18, 2009 9:03 PM GMT
I planted 500 Crocus in october
How many will flower in the spring
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
why do birds sing
Report Easter 1916 • December 18, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
life - what's it all about?
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
I planted 500 Crocus in october
How many will flower in the spring


473, which is 473 more than you had in September. Next !
Report da fallon factor • December 18, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
what should i get my girlfriend for christmas
Report Robbie_Box • December 18, 2009 9:06 PM GMT
Will Monk win a leg against Taylor
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:07 PM GMT
why do birds sing

Because they get incredibly bored inbetween flying and pecking. Next.

life - what's it all about?

Living, of course. Next !
Report Glossy • December 18, 2009 9:08 PM GMT
I have the whole Girls Aloud brigade badgering me for filthy sex. I only want to get involved with 2 at the most, any more than that is risky. Which should I choose?
Report Robbie_Box • December 18, 2009 9:10 PM GMT
I got my mate the Abi Titmus Calender for xmas

How many w@nks will he have on the strength of it in 2010
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:11 PM GMT
what should i get my girlfriend for christmas

A betfair account. Next.

Will Monk win a leg against Taylor

Yes, in the future sometime. Next.

I have the whole Girls Aloud brigade badgering me for filthy sex. I only want to get involved with 2 at the most, any more than that is risky. Which should I choose?

The Irish one and the ginger one. You won't be disappointed, trust me. Next !
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:11 PM GMT
who starred in the movie: it's a wonderfull life
who sang: Wonderful Life
Report Robbie_Box • December 18, 2009 9:13 PM GMT
Who won the FA Cup in 1883
Report Petrus Romanus • December 18, 2009 9:16 PM GMT
Where are The 39 Steps ?
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:16 PM GMT
it's been a head scratcher for me for years: whot come first the chicken or the egg
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:16 PM GMT
I got my mate the Abi Titmus Calender for xmas
How many w@nks will he have on the strength of it in 2010


4. He'll get bored eventually and buy the Keeley one which is much better. Next.

who starred in the movie: it's a wonderfull life

Some very lucky actors including the late great Lionel Barrymore, the indomitable Donna Reed and that one who played Zulu. Next.

who sang: Wonderful Life

Black, but it's been covered many times since by many different people, including Des Garbin. Next !
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
Who won the FA Cup in 1883

Blackburn Olympic is the answer you're looking for. Next.

Where are The 39 Steps ?

Between the two floors where they lay. Next.

who come first the chicken or the egg

The chicken. Next !
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
you seem a Intelligent fecker do you use google
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:21 PM GMT
do you use google

This is the Ask Jason**anything thread, not the ask fricking google to bail me out thread X-( . Next !
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
Great answer Jason thanks
Report History Maker • December 18, 2009 9:25 PM GMT
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Report GrimReaper • December 18, 2009 9:25 PM GMT
I had an operation on my achilles in the week. I am now on crutches. I have consumed a bottle of champagne, and now I need a píss. Any mobility tips please?
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:28 PM GMT
i love inteligent men can we meet
will be at Waterloo station 9.00 am Saturday hope to see you there my real name is also Jason will be wearing a blue suit age in my early 20s
Report GrimReaper • December 18, 2009 9:29 PM GMT
I've given up waiting for the guru, my teeth are underwater....wish me luck :_|
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:32 PM GMT
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Judge Doom. Next.

I had an operation on my achilles in the week. I am now on crutches. I have consumed a bottle of champagne, and now I need a píss. Any mobility tips please?

Don't move your ass, there's money to be made on betfair all the time including right now. So my tip is to p*ss in your pants while putting a large wad on Houston to beat Dallas in tonight's NBA. Next.


i love inteligent men can we meet

We can, doesn't mean it's likely we will. Next !
Report ladycakes69 • December 18, 2009 9:33 PM GMT
ill ask , will my lover see me again ?
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:36 PM GMT
Jason**
Good Crack cheers Jason and Good Night
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
will my lover see me again

Yes, assuming your lover doesn't take an interest in sticking pins in their eyes tonight. Next !
Report amik • December 18, 2009 9:49 PM GMT
Will there be significant progress at Copenhagen?
Report amik • December 18, 2009 9:49 PM GMT
When will Peak Oil occur?
Report amik • December 18, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
Date of the attack on Iran?
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
Jason**
can you say good night to me before i get tucked in
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 9:55 PM GMT
Will there be significant progress at Copenhagen?

Not when Gordon Brown's in town. Next.

When will Peak Oil occur

Just after the last drop disappears into a puff of smoke. Next.

Date of the attack on Iran ?

Questions only please, not befuddled sentences. Thanks.

can you say good night to me before i get tucked in

Yes. Good night. Next !
Report itsmyturn • December 18, 2009 9:57 PM GMT
Jason**
I will never forget you Jason night night :D
Report amik • December 18, 2009 9:57 PM GMT
My apologies.
I shall withdraw from this thread.
Report Easter 1916 • December 18, 2009 10:03 PM GMT
are arsenal a lay at 1.24 tomorrow?
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
are arsenal a lay at 1.24 tomorrow?

No, 1.01 train if ever I saw one. Next !
Report azza1989 • December 18, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
when will the world end?
Report Easter 1916 • December 18, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
boll0x - you took too long replying and i've gone in already. i'll just have to hope hull can survive for 5 minutes so i can green up!
Report Easter 1916 • December 18, 2009 10:14 PM GMT
not a criticism btw - i appreciate it's not easy being all-knowing.
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 10:17 PM GMT
when will the world end?

When I die. Next.

i'll just have to hope hull can survive for 5 minutes so i can green up!

If they were playing any other team on this planet apart from Hull, they'd be a max, max lay. But as they're playing Hull, it's a back. Enjoy your winning esquire. Next !
Report azza1989 • December 18, 2009 10:19 PM GMT
when will you die?
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 10:20 PM GMT
when will you die

After i've finished living. Next !
Report azza1989 • December 18, 2009 10:21 PM GMT
What date will you finish living?
Report Jason Bourne • December 18, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
What date will you finish living

Somewhere between 1st Jan and 31st Dec. Next !
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