Kids

God's punishment for s&x ;)

Benefits main reason for a lot of people.... nap.

'orrible breed.

To look after me when I go senile, which on current evidence won't be long.

Few years back i genuinely went out (briefly) wth a girl who wanted a kid because she was 'sick of working' she seemed normal enough until she came out with that... got rid VERY soon after and has made me very cautious since.

aww children are a wonderful gift , obs not to u lot though

Joking aside, it's the greatest feeling in the world seeing your kids acheive something. Even minor stuff before anything academic like watching them suss out how to ride a bike, or stick a goal in the back of the net makes your heart sore.

aww thats very true , im always a proud mummy me :)

HRH in sensible post shocker

has that happened before?

No, and unlikely to happen again! I've not even been drinking ffs!