Excellent stuff. No one noticed for a year.

SEETHING frankly, have you any idea how long I had to lie there while they drew round it?

(I made that joke in March too)

I remember it well.

Is this an old story, or do you get hired regularly Sparks?

Both

Both Sib. I started getting an erection at one point and three people fell off the roof.

very old and regularly appears on bbc most read for some reason

There's definitely something wrong with the BBC most read algorithm.

i reckon it's someone creating multiple hits

the indian small condoms story has also featured later

and the snake which ate a croc

I like those stories, to be fair. surprised I missed this one, so apologies.

You're probably right. DoS Lite.

Buried in the newsround pages at least this way it is getting the coverage it deserves.