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Do you put up with it and pretend your grimace is part of the passion or stop proceedings and give yourself a good clawing?
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if he loves you parkie he'll scratch it for you
sounds like you need a b day and a de -worming by the sound of things
hard to scracth it is someone is buried up to the balls in it
Probably a leading candidate for thread of the year !
Anyone make their own" arse torpedos" out of rolled up toilet roll when the itching gets a bit too much ?
Errr ... no!
But a smashing proposal I'll be slobbering over now.
But a smashing proposal I'll be slobbering over now.
Not suitable for 24/7 tho fella.
My worst itchy arse came at my Nan's funeral. I had a paw full of soil ready to lob but couldn't hold on any longer and gave myself a right good hawing.
Thought no more about it tilthe wake when my Grandad asked if I had shatt my kecks.
My worst itchy arse came at my Nan's funeral. I had a paw full of soil ready to lob but couldn't hold on any longer and gave myself a right good hawing.
Thought no more about it tilthe wake when my Grandad asked if I had shatt my kecks.
th old slicing and desseding Chilis , then forgetting and scratching 2wayyy up there" has been my worst times
or , when about 6 , I had kissed the dog too much on the lips and got worms while on holiday..( or actually their atom sized eggs vibrated like fcuk nightime till my starfish was on fire..)
And Mum put Bonjela on it..
it certainly took my mind off the itch.
And Mum put Bonjela on it..
it certainly took my mind off the itch.
buut in saying that.. a good scratch is better than sex
rab congrates sir ive just**ed myself laughing re:bonjella
if youve a bird with a fairly big nose, switch to 69 position you on top BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Bellhouse.. the true stories are always the best.. Not at the time though
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