6 celebrities sitting at a table

June Sarpong, Jamie Oliver, James Cordon, Ross Noble, Willie Thorne (with a serving spoon), James Cordon again.

ben fogle , bruce forsythe (annoying old cnut) , gary lineker, terry wogan, johnathon woss and last but not least lenny henry!

Violence is for chavs.

However I would slap Frankie Sandford with my bare aching b0llocks all day long :x

Davina Mccall
Jeremy Clarkson
Jordan
Simon Cowell
Piers Morgan
Tim Lovejoy

tony blair
graham norton
alan carr
ronaldo
cilla black
ronald reagan

and any one else with a false smile

jo brand
ashley cole
david walliams
alan carr
louis walsh
brian blessed

shammyleather chukkerbutti
lenny henry
trevor macdonald
baroness scotland
diane abbott
davian mccall

mr blue 1982 29 Nov 23:36
and u can slap em all...please list the 6 six u wish to slap......cheryl cole.



with your c0ck presumably?

charlie....you must be a bigot!......5 ebony skinned individuals and davina mccall..............beware the politics forum will be gunning for you!

I wouldnt mind slapping jordans knockers ..

if we are talking about slapping around the head with my dick...then you can definitely remove lenny henry, bruce forsyth and ben fogle from my list!

i would be scared of taking brucies wig off with my hampton!

armchair jockey wilson!! 30 Nov 01:18
charlie....you must be a bigot!......5 ebony skinned individuals and davina mccall..............beware the politics forum will be gunning for you!

The luvvies on the politics forum, with the odd exception, don't answer questions I put to them, or comment on any figures I throw their way.

What the luvvies are good at is spotting somebody who can't spell, and having a go at him for it. Then they get a tad upset when I spot THEIR spelling errors and pull them up over it. I ask them if they are knuckel dragging skinheads as they can't spell, and they get uptight.

They dont like it up 'em.

So they phone BF and get my threads pulled instead.

5 in one day the Sunday before last !!!

All at least 3 weeks old.

Poor little luvvies.

yes they truly are a bunch of**s on there!......but they will insist on calling me a bigot!....i am making a point of putting one pointless and stupid thread on there every day!.....eventually one of the imbiciiles will bite!

again i ask the same question, whats peoples problem with Lenny Henry? Hes not that funny granted - unless you are an old grandmother or a young kid - but so what - he has his audience - seems like a reasonable bloke compared to most celebrities FFs!

Lenny Henry cruelly took his missus to Africa during Comic Relief stints, so that they could see what someone looks like who eats 6 meals a day.

Their bed must be facking gigantic.

lot of men on here advocating violence to women.... hmmmmmmm

armchair jockey wilson!! 29 Nov 23:39


ben fogle , bruce forsythe (annoying old ****) , gary lineker, terry wogan, johnathon woss and last but not least lenny henry!



lenny henry can send his wife to represent him.

Choosing only 6 makes it impossible to narrow down.
Approximately 60% of the self absorbed, talentless fvckwits on the box would get the boot from me.

Not Myleen though :x She's not only delicious but talented too.

davina mcall
danny dyer
john barrowman
tom jones
kerry katona
james nesbitt

Bamber Gascoigne
Alvin Stardust
Nico
Berry Gordy
Dizzee Rascal
Arthur Albiston

That's the right hand slap - now for the left :

Francis Wheen
Ugo Ehiogu
Cecil Parkinson
Kevin Bacon
Eric Idle
Rachel Stevens

TERRY WOGAN would get it first followed by.
craig bellamy
eamonn holmes
liam gallagher
prince nasseem hamed
and finally WOGAN again

Trevor Phillips
Smarmy Chucklebrother
Graham Norton
Victor Chandler
Rishi Persaud
Nick Knowles

jimmy carr
eamon holmes
mark lawrenson
martin samuel
the **ot off coronation street
jerremy kyle.

^^^^f4ggot

Fiona Phillips - Grant Bovey - Ringo Starr - Jo brand - Phil Jupitus - Chris Hollins

Justin Lee Collins
Mandelson
Jeffrey Archer
Dermot O Leary
Diane Abbott
John Mcririck

Don King, Jeff Winter, Claudia Winkelman, Thommo, Esther Rantzen, Thatcher