old girlfriend called

Had a call today from a gorgeous old girlfriend I used to have a few years ago, not seen her in ages and she wanted to know if I fancied meeting up to rekindle the old magic
I said to her I had now gone a bit greyer and was not as fit as I was , so didnt know if I could excite her as much, also said I was a bit flabbier round the waistline, she said she didnt mind and she was sure I would still be a good lover, anyway she said she had put on a few pounds as well




so I told her to fcuk off , lol eh eh !!!!!!!!!!