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lmao i have had one gangbang as such , and one threesome !! hth planning my next one very soon!!
i have had a threesome me, stacey and cheryl, in the end i just sat there watching stacey and cheryl, drawing pictures :^0
hearts put it back in your trousers ,she is only pulling your plonker.
I had a sevensome once.
Me, Madame Palm and her 5 sisters.
Me, Madame Palm and her 5 sisters.
suprised there are not more replies to this to be honest , i thought betfair men were suppose to be studs
I thought there would be some funny storys but alas ........................
Betfair men are happy if they are having sex and there is one other person present
i will ttt a good thread from a while ago....
I thought all the betfair girls were supposed to be**s?
Fresh 01 Nov 13:11
What you should have done was to sit back and watch them play about with each other for a while. Then, once they were suitably wet, you should have asked them to get into the 69 position, width ways across the bed, start fking on of them (probs the wife first out of loyaly) and then move round to the other side of the bed and start fking the other one. You've got to mix it up a little, chop and change and all that. When you feel you're going to c um, get them to sit up and shoot your load over both of their faces. If they are true pro's they would then do alot of kissing to mop up all the excess.
As this was last night, you should have then made a quick bite to eat, watch the Carling Cup highlights and then engage in round 2. I'm thinking that this would involve a double blow job. Remember, you are the only male there, so you should be calling the shots
:^0
What you should have done was to sit back and watch them play about with each other for a while. Then, once they were suitably wet, you should have asked them to get into the 69 position, width ways across the bed, start fking on of them (probs the wife first out of loyaly) and then move round to the other side of the bed and start fking the other one. You've got to mix it up a little, chop and change and all that. When you feel you're going to c um, get them to sit up and shoot your load over both of their faces. If they are true pro's they would then do alot of kissing to mop up all the excess.
As this was last night, you should have then made a quick bite to eat, watch the Carling Cup highlights and then engage in round 2. I'm thinking that this would involve a double blow job. Remember, you are the only male there, so you should be calling the shots
:^0
just google "the privare club aston" if its a gangbang ur after.
yep a shame fresh has gone. And greggs too
Fact, 9 out of 10 people are not offended by a gang bang !!!
Signing in for the threesome...several times as it happens...a marvellous experience imo. Special mention going out to Isobel and friend in Fife after a night in Hendy's in Leuchars...any time girl, any time.
I was in Vegas 6 weeks ago and phoned up a number for a bit of company in my room. I said to the bloke that answered that I was only interesred if he could send me a blonde with big tits. Half an hour later there was a knock on my bedroom door and there were 2 of the most georgeous big titted blondes you could ever imagine standing there.I bekoned them in and I said "but I only ordered one!".they replied that it was 2 for 1 night ! RESULT !
:)
:)
the elevator ..
they face away , one on top of the other ..
you can guess why its called that ..
choose your floor to get off at .. ;-)
they face away , one on top of the other ..
you can guess why its called that ..
choose your floor to get off at .. ;-)
when i was a student, stayed in halls of residence, one night after a night on the** the girls from from the flat next door knocked, on the door as they had lost there keys.
Being a gent i let them in after a few drinks one of them said she was horny, so after id gave her a banging her 2 mates quickly wanted some of the same!
Was a good night !!
Being a gent i let them in after a few drinks one of them said she was horny, so after id gave her a banging her 2 mates quickly wanted some of the same!
Was a good night !!
yeah i am still sore 2 years later....i'm never going back to prison again..
Couldn't be arsed typing it all again so I searched another forum I was on and found it.
Circa mid 1970s.
We were in my mates car on the way to Enfield when it broke down. We saw a lot of people in a nearby park so walked in and asked where the nearest phone box was, and were told it was on the other side of the park. Once the call was made for somebody to come and tow us back home to east London we had a good 2 hours to spare until they turned up. We had a walk in the park (we ain't poofs btw ) to chat to the ladies and eventually got a date for the weekend.
The first thing I said to him as we walked away was ' She was a bit strange, a Greek bird with blonde hair.' He said 'What do you wanna do, sh@g her or take photos.'
I said ' Both'. :^0
Come the weekend we went out together for a meal. After this we all went back to the other birds flat. She was Irish. He got the bed, I got the sofa.
Arrangements were made for a night in midweek, but this time it was at the Greek birds flat. I got a phone call about an hour before we were due to leave, my mate couldn't make it because his mum had been rushed into hospital.
I phoned the Greek bird and she said to come over anyway and she would tell her mate that my mate wasn't coming.
I turned up with a Chinese takeaway and a bottle of wine. Just as it was gettting near bedtime, about 10-00 p.m... :) the doorbell rang. It was the Irish bird. She was staying the night and kipping on the sofa. Me and blondie stayed up for another hour, then went off to bed, where she was well serviced.... :) ...and after we smoked a cigarette, I was ready to go again.
With my Roman Galley tactics... :) I was past 'battle stations' and was building up to 'ramming speed' when there was a knock at the bedroom door. I stopped for a second and shouted out for a laugh 'Don't be shy, come in.' and she facking did, with no objection from Blondie.
I was going to get two birds at once for the first time in my life. I was extremely fit back then, teetotal, and drug free, but even I was knackered by 5-00 a.m. As we lay there, them hopefully satisifed (I'm joking, of course they were... :) the Greek bird said ' Close your eyes, we've got a surprise for you.'
Wondering what the fack could surprise me now, I said ' No... not a third woman, I'm too tired for facks sake.' They both laughed and she said it again 'Just close your eyes and relax.' Confident that I could fight off any daft ideas they may have had about tying me up, I closed my eyes....
What a facking mistake that was!!!
I could feel the mattress moving and was about to poke my tongue out in readiness.. when I got the most excruciating pain in my nose. I threw the Irish bird off and jumped out of bed. The pain wore off quickly and they were laughing their heads off.
I asked ' What the fcuk happened there?' and I was told that she had put her long hair in a loop, let the loop fall over my nose, then pulled the loop tight. Let me tell you chaps (and chappesses), it hurts like faching hell for a few seconds.
Peace was restored while we slept, and at about 10-30 a.m. I did 'the double' again. Was I cool or what ?)
Then there was more strangeness. I had a shower, but when I came out of it I noticed that there was no mirror in the bathroom.
Something definitely wrong here, but I still never twigged what.
So, unshaven, with my long hair hanging all over the place, I said I'd drop them at the pub before I went home. They asked me to stay for one drink, which was only going to be an orange juice, so I went in. As they walked in behind me you'd have thought I was at a facking Hollywood Premiere.
A big cheer went up from the men in the bar, and that spread right round to the other bar. As soon as I got to the bar I saw my reflection in the mirror at the back.
The end of my nose looked like a facking red traffic light, and I was their latest victim.
And by the sound of it, it wasn't exactly an exclusive club !!!
My nose took over two weeks to return to normal colour :(
Circa mid 1970s.
We were in my mates car on the way to Enfield when it broke down. We saw a lot of people in a nearby park so walked in and asked where the nearest phone box was, and were told it was on the other side of the park. Once the call was made for somebody to come and tow us back home to east London we had a good 2 hours to spare until they turned up. We had a walk in the park (we ain't poofs btw ) to chat to the ladies and eventually got a date for the weekend.
The first thing I said to him as we walked away was ' She was a bit strange, a Greek bird with blonde hair.' He said 'What do you wanna do, sh@g her or take photos.'
I said ' Both'. :^0
Come the weekend we went out together for a meal. After this we all went back to the other birds flat. She was Irish. He got the bed, I got the sofa.
Arrangements were made for a night in midweek, but this time it was at the Greek birds flat. I got a phone call about an hour before we were due to leave, my mate couldn't make it because his mum had been rushed into hospital.
I phoned the Greek bird and she said to come over anyway and she would tell her mate that my mate wasn't coming.
I turned up with a Chinese takeaway and a bottle of wine. Just as it was gettting near bedtime, about 10-00 p.m... :) the doorbell rang. It was the Irish bird. She was staying the night and kipping on the sofa. Me and blondie stayed up for another hour, then went off to bed, where she was well serviced.... :) ...and after we smoked a cigarette, I was ready to go again.
With my Roman Galley tactics... :) I was past 'battle stations' and was building up to 'ramming speed' when there was a knock at the bedroom door. I stopped for a second and shouted out for a laugh 'Don't be shy, come in.' and she facking did, with no objection from Blondie.
I was going to get two birds at once for the first time in my life. I was extremely fit back then, teetotal, and drug free, but even I was knackered by 5-00 a.m. As we lay there, them hopefully satisifed (I'm joking, of course they were... :) the Greek bird said ' Close your eyes, we've got a surprise for you.'
Wondering what the fack could surprise me now, I said ' No... not a third woman, I'm too tired for facks sake.' They both laughed and she said it again 'Just close your eyes and relax.' Confident that I could fight off any daft ideas they may have had about tying me up, I closed my eyes....
What a facking mistake that was!!!
I could feel the mattress moving and was about to poke my tongue out in readiness.. when I got the most excruciating pain in my nose. I threw the Irish bird off and jumped out of bed. The pain wore off quickly and they were laughing their heads off.
I asked ' What the fcuk happened there?' and I was told that she had put her long hair in a loop, let the loop fall over my nose, then pulled the loop tight. Let me tell you chaps (and chappesses), it hurts like faching hell for a few seconds.
Peace was restored while we slept, and at about 10-30 a.m. I did 'the double' again. Was I cool or what ?)
Then there was more strangeness. I had a shower, but when I came out of it I noticed that there was no mirror in the bathroom.
Something definitely wrong here, but I still never twigged what.
So, unshaven, with my long hair hanging all over the place, I said I'd drop them at the pub before I went home. They asked me to stay for one drink, which was only going to be an orange juice, so I went in. As they walked in behind me you'd have thought I was at a facking Hollywood Premiere.
A big cheer went up from the men in the bar, and that spread right round to the other bar. As soon as I got to the bar I saw my reflection in the mirror at the back.
The end of my nose looked like a facking red traffic light, and I was their latest victim.
And by the sound of it, it wasn't exactly an exclusive club !!!
My nose took over two weeks to return to normal colour :(
About 3 years ago In Ibiza, 2 holiday reps, supplied the viagra as well, went on for hours and hours, watching them 2 at it with each other was magnificent as well, Las Vegas, 2 tarts and me in a Jacuzzi, that was incredible
BC...
I asked ' What the **** happened there?' and I was told that she had put her long hair in a loop, let the loop fall over my nose, then pulled the loop tight. Let me tell you chaps (and chappesses), it hurts like faching hell for a few seconds.
I don't see how a 'loop' of hair could hurt your nose....they must have done something else.....surely...
I asked ' What the **** happened there?' and I was told that she had put her long hair in a loop, let the loop fall over my nose, then pulled the loop tight. Let me tell you chaps (and chappesses), it hurts like faching hell for a few seconds.
I don't see how a 'loop' of hair could hurt your nose....they must have done something else.....surely...
The Leopard 29 Nov 18:04
BC...
I don't see how a 'loop' of hair could hurt your nose....they must have done something else.....surely...
That's what I was thinking?
BC...
I don't see how a 'loop' of hair could hurt your nose....they must have done something else.....surely...
That's what I was thinking?
Everyone reading this thread going to work with a red nose tomorrow. (NAP)
i dont have long hair, so i can't try it
and the blow up doll's hair is made of plastic
and the blow up doll's hair is made of plastic
For the doubters :
If you mrs has long hair, if not get a piece of string, make a loop in it, put it over the tip of your nose and slowly pull both ends, when it's fairly tight behind the tip, yank both ends of the hair/string hard.
I discovered years later that a 'clove hitch' made with your hair works best on the victim.
You'll feel sudden pain, THEN you can go to the bathroom and see the damage you've done to you blood vessels.
I take no responsibility for damages, injuries or the certain ridicule that will follow you around for two weeks if you try this. :)
If you mrs has long hair, if not get a piece of string, make a loop in it, put it over the tip of your nose and slowly pull both ends, when it's fairly tight behind the tip, yank both ends of the hair/string hard.
I discovered years later that a 'clove hitch' made with your hair works best on the victim.
You'll feel sudden pain, THEN you can go to the bathroom and see the damage you've done to you blood vessels.
I take no responsibility for damages, injuries or the certain ridicule that will follow you around for two weeks if you try this. :)
Far too many to mention but a most with a former mistress and assortred guys/girls taking in a few gangbangs and bukkakes as well and even had my c'ck in a porno for the uk bukkakke record lol
Lots of fun though actual FFM 3 somes are not always as good in practice,i always found random club scores and a MMF were the hottest as the bird always enjoys solid attention from 2 c0cks.
My funniest was on the old "threesome thread" i cant be arsed re-tying it but the old 3some thread is worth pulling up
Lots of fun though actual FFM 3 somes are not always as good in practice,i always found random club scores and a MMF were the hottest as the bird always enjoys solid attention from 2 c0cks.
My funniest was on the old "threesome thread" i cant be arsed re-tying it but the old 3some thread is worth pulling up
is this big charlie?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/drbartels/2625314000/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/drbartels/2625314000/
are u2 $hagging ffs
behind greggs plump spotty backside :(
behind greggs plump spotty backside :(
Had a foursome with my mate and his partner and my girlfriend. For his party piece he set light to her bush, as one does, was funny for everyone else but I don't think Camilla appreciated it that much.
larrence 28 Nov 22:05
i have had a threesome me, stacey and cheryl, in the end i just sat there watching stacey and cheryl, drawing pictures
You are the short fella who was inexplicably running around doing combat rolls while they were copping off then fingering each other in a pub on the Quayside (nap)
i have had a threesome me, stacey and cheryl, in the end i just sat there watching stacey and cheryl, drawing pictures
You are the short fella who was inexplicably running around doing combat rolls while they were copping off then fingering each other in a pub on the Quayside (nap)
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