People who don't have mental health problems but you wouldnt be surprised i

you by the quality of your English and this thread title.

My wife turned out to be manic depressive , we had no idea , then after ten years she started to talk a lot (dont they all :-( )

It was when she started staying up all night dancing round the living room that i realised she might not be the full shilling :-)

Then one day i came home from work , all the electricity was switched off , all her stuff gone and no sign of her , was most perplexing :-)

Next thing im getting a call from the police , she was found wandering about talking about dead people. She told the police i had died :-( , the nmost bizarre part was she had phioned all my friends and told them i was dead , and invited them all to my funeral .

One bloke even turned up from Belgium :D

Hilarious looking back , but at the time it was verystressful

Especially for your mate from Belgium

He was**ed off hed had a wasted journey , cheeky fecker

is she still your wife?

hello oldtimer.

Where are you, Lippy? Did he travel far?

lol yep , she as good as gold , ten years since all that and the lithium means you would never guess she had an illness.

everyone thinks im the weird one in the family

nz i refunded him , so he was ok . Just thankful she didnt ring my parents

missed a chance to do a reggie perrin

NZ? Sorry I'm laughing but I've got a weird sense of humour. Still, I'm glad your wife got over it (and didn't call your parents). All's well that ends well. You seem very robust, good on you.

I...I...Me...Me I'm only human, Katie Price

Graham Taylor.

Diane Abbott