I just want you to know that I will never try to inject my semen into

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I'm relieved.

LOL of the year, that.

Dreaming - it's all about dreaming.



And maybe killing, if you cross me.

tunnocks ya bass

Tunnocks - so much hate....

You can almost hear the tinkle of chit-chatter's breaking hearts.

or miss ps heart fluttering

lips quivering in expectation

lmao

A ground breaking thread for bodil. :-(

a shy heart never won a fair maidens hand - dostoevsky

Cannyman is either disgusted at the subject matter or seething that he was not the lucky one given the exemption.

I'll plump for the first option and I, for one, am with him.

Filth!

bodil, I'm shocked!!

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.....and faint heart never ****** a pig. (Voltaire)

anyone who wants to lead an upstanding life should not read this filth.

in my opinion bodil has disgraced himself here, his mind is degenerating into slovenliness!

you should always think first before you write, thoughts like this rarely look good on paper.

with the amount he imbibes i'd be amazed if he can get a MARVELLOUS STIFF

Up for 'bode ill'

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^^^

Hic... up

"you should always think first before you write, thoughts like this rarely look good on paper."

Pmsl

The Amount of Damage Drink and The internet Must have caused

I'd love to give dear bodil a cuddle and tell him that everything will be OK

7 year old thread!

What difference does that make?

???

Maybe he's changed and thinks that any mouth is a goal now he's in his early 70s?

Only joking, bodil, if you're looking in. If you're not looking in then... well, you know the rest x

Bo

It's rather unsporting to condemn a fellow for words written on here seven years ago, however indecorous they might appear if taken out of context.  Perhaps the gentleman was responding to an adjoining thread or parodying a news story of the day?

Not condemning him myself, I think it's funny.

Just waiting for a comment from our friend bodil, who I have named many times as one of the best posters on here. HTH

When did bodil last post?

Four days ago

Four days ago? Isn't that when Assange lost his internet connection? This is very curious.

I enjoy bodils posts very much, he`s an eccentric or an artist isn`t he.
artists can be rude and get drunk but that's why they`re artists
an artist is someone you take a generous view of, through your fingers

people like him are sometimes the smartest

I have only talked to him once on here, very late no one else was here so we had to

He's a piss artist but not an artist- you may be thinking of Vel?

no Bodil was English I am sure, he couldn`t be anything else

I don`t think any other country produces people like bodil

yes vel is the artist you`re right

Very odd. Bodil is a girl's name in Scandinavia. Until this thread I'd assumed Bodil was one of Chit Chat's female community.

Perhaps it's short for Bodil-y Fluids?

I think Bodil uses the name for one of its meanings. He's very philosophical which is wasted on us. I can only understand him when I'm drunk.

Speak for yourself.

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Nearly forgot about this...

Grow up, crags, ffs.

ttt

Oct 19, 2016 -- 6:25PM, crags wrote:

Not condemning him myself, I think it's funny.

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Oct 19, 2016 -- 6:29PM, crags wrote:

Just waiting for a comment from our friend bodil, who I have named many times as one of the best posters on here. HTH

For kenny who hasn't bothered to read all of the thread.

Up ye go

The most salient post.



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It's rather unsporting to condemn a fellow for words written on here seven years ago, however indecorous they might appear if taken out of context.  Perhaps the gentleman was responding to an adjoining thread or parodying a news story of the day?

I've already answered that point, and repeated the answer for you.

You silly old fool

pokermaster seems to have had a breakdown in logical thinking there, it surprises me.

what bodil wrote doesn't look especially nice, that's true.
but anyway not everything can look nice, and no one seems to worry in the least.

Just keeping it ttt for a reply, which will surely be a good one!, from bodil.

kenny is a strange one as far as understanding my posts, always has been.

he will be a brave man to come back on here after that filth.

No, he's a smart cookie

I've a strong feeling that our friend will call in soon as we are approaching Halloween

Bonfire night?

Probably cursing you crags for reminding him of this folly.
Or just had enough of chitchat.
50/50 bet.

He often leaves these shores for quite some time, but usually returns.

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You turd, crags - stop taking posts out of sequence. And stop stalking me.  This must have been about the manic dentist.  Get a rescue dog - it'll be a unique experience for you having a living creature that loves you.  Get a life outside of here.

YES!

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Stop stalking - aka obsessively sifting the ashes.  A word to Paddy from me and you will join the skeletal masses scratching away on the outside - forever doomed to read but not to respond.  There wont be a campaign to reinstate you.

bodil, I'm surprised and saddened that you've gone down the 'stop stalking me' route. That's normally the road that the simpletons take

No crags, it's the path taken by people who are being stalked by weirdos.  If necessary, I will get you banned. It's your choice.

I'm away now so contemplate. Choose wisely.

Do what you think is best.

I've crossed you right off my list of respected posters, you were in the top two as well.

Now in the top two of sad coonts

Sleep well x

Don't forget to turn your light out, bode ill

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And please be aware that you may also be reported for starting a thread about wanting to have a **** off a female poster on here.

I had thought this as non malicious, but may change my mind. Ya get me?

Night

RESULT: Crags Shi!ty 0 bodil United 7.Last night's game that was played in Middesborough between crags Shi#ty and bodil United was as the scoreline suggests a totally one sided affair that was completely dominated from start to finish by bodil.The result leaves crags in the perilous position of now being rock bottom of the ChitChat league.

up for Paddy Power

Has suddenly become a sad and worryingly subnormal type of thread.

Really?

it's only chit chat and not to be taken too seriously

ttt for the sad alkie

crags playing dirty yet again. No shame.

You gaping as*hole crags - that was about a dentist who injected packets of his sperm into the mouths of his unfortunate patients.  As often, you took it out of context/time. Don't make me bury you.

And that dentist is probably out again now and practising. Hopefully in your area.

I've not even started yet. You and a couple of other sad saps people started it.

Laters

Oh the menace.

You're teetering on the edge of existence again, crags.  Want me to push? You know you desire oblivion ...

I'm liking you bodil.I'm liking you very much.

Apparently time to sleep again. Goodnight all.

GOODNIGHT!,bodil.

Bodil
And that dentist is probably out again now and practising. Hopefully in your area.


Is there a typo going on here?

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Sadly, up ^^^

I thought bodil was a good judge of character, but the silly old soak has let himself down badly.

Truly sad that I've had to say the above

He's got a message for you crags

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I've not seen it?

only the idiotic one from you above.

I'm fairly sure that bodil wouldn't want someone like you to be his mouthpiece.

Right I'm off.
Won a nice few $s on stars so in a good mood.
I'll leave you to your childish tting and say good-night.

Embarrassing for me to have to engage with people on here that I would never come in contact with in the real world.

crags, you wander through the catacombs of chit chat like a scabrous Gollum, pulling a femur out here, gnawing on rotting tendon there - and when you find a corpse with a little moisture left you have your evil way with it. But you've got to change.

We all do what we have to to survive. We construct an elaborate framework of lies that allows us to keep going. The reality of who we are and what we have done would, mostly, cause us to self-combust.  But I went back and analysed what I did and why - and then figured out what others really thought about it, as opposed to what I hoped they thought. And it turned out I was a bit of ****. And life goes on.

You have to confront the screaming horror in the void at the centre of your black soul to become a better person - better poster, even. It will kill or cure you. Either outcome equally good.  Just stop boring us.

@bodil.....bodil,I LOVE YOU!YOU'RE A BLOODY GENIUS!

bodil is not a genius, he's a very naughty boy!