Tried getting on my mates bird. He was there as well. She was drunk and being outrageously flirty with me. Turned out she was just teasing.
He's like my brother though and was just sitting there saying nothing. I feel like** this morning. Dread to think what I will say to him when I see him.
I was at a mate's house once, there was 5 of us sitting on the bed in his bedroom watching sh!te on the computer he had by the side
while sitting on the bed, I was squeezing mate's bird bum, he twigged and kicked me out of his place
gave me an excuse to drink in the pub for 3 hours during lunch at work on the Monday, told my manager "I was in pub for 3 hours cos I had a prob with a colleague", got away with it
happy days
I was at a mate's house once, there was 5 of us sitting on the bed in his bedroom watching sh!te on the computer he had by the sidewhile sitting on the bed, I was squeezing mate's bird bum, he twigged and kicked me out of his placegave me an excuse t
gave me an excuse to drink in the pub for 3 hours during lunch at work on the Monday, told my manager "I was in pub for 3 hours cos I had a prob with a colleague", got away with it
the incident happened on a Friday night
gave me an excuse to drink in the pub for 3 hours during lunch at work on the Monday, told my manager "I was in pub for 3 hours cos I had a prob with a colleague", got away with itthe incident happened on a Friday night
treble 15 Nov 14:43 I dont feel totally bad as he is seeing 2 birds at once anyway, so he cant play the 'shes the one for me' card.
indeed, he's a cvnt if he has a go at you
treble 15 Nov 14:43 I dont feel totally bad as he is seeing 2 birds at once anyway, so he cant play the 'shes the one for me' card.indeed, he's a cvnt if he has a go at you
I've just spoken to my mate to apologise. He said there's no need to as he did'nt really care and his bird quite enjoyed it and asked when I am going to do it again!
This bird is a spit roast candidate if ever I saw one.
UPDATEI've just spoken to my mate to apologise. He said there's no need to as he did'nt really care and his bird quite enjoyed it and asked when I am going to do it again!This bird is a spit roast candidate if ever I saw one.