There's a guy works down the chip shop...

hes a liar and probably of italian descent -elvis was part native american.

He once said "oh shaddup ya face" to my nan, so I suspect he's a fake ;-)

easily understood mistake to make -joe dolce is a ringer for elvis.

where is this shop?

two chicken legs open with a sausage please...

it's the chip grease in his hair that makes him look like elvis