Joke

my dog has no nose

Thats a good one made me feel better.

a minute

Even better.

What's red and invisible?













































No tomatos

Nicklas Bendtner

Ban him

I am up it

10/10 tevez :^0

Keep em coming chaps this is a stirling effort.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?







Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

N1 dan its improving.

Pikeys knocked on my door the other day and asked "Do you want your shed retarred?"

I said "No thanks".

Looked out the window ten minutes later and the b@stards had taken my shed.

:D 6/10

Did you hear the one about the birthday boy and the muppet?

** lol

how do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

when you have to make aeroplane noises to get your c0ck in her mouth

r etard

Tev, someone got banned for that.

bucket fa nny it was.

oh did he? I laughed out loud when I saw it posted before, hope no** grasses me up :(

mitchell downie is a grass

sure they won't tev, although as Lord Snooty would have said "Most unseemly".

redrich 13 Nov 15:52
mitchell downie is a grass

never grassed anyone. now get off my case you**t.

you grassed up TPIG didn't you?

did i **, would have done if I had anything to go on, as he openly admitted getting cannyman barred.

I sense a Mr Eboue scenario from yesterday, when it kept getting ttt'd.

what was there against him? Beatles, Wings, Tom Petty?

TPIG?

Tom Petty is God = TPIG

Was Eboue banned?

ah - tom petty is god.

how many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb



to get to the other side

forgettable dave