Changes you have noticed in the United Kingdom recently

surnames with strange spellings

Actually, bonfire night was lasting 3 weeks here in Scotland until very recently. Absolute feckin' nightmare with a dog that went totally gaga with terror. Got a lot better past three years.

I've noticed a lot of shops closing in Scotland's biggest shopping centre.

The next big thing is silent fireworks.(true)

bonfire night last 9 days imo

Despite the tireless efforts of James Sherwood, standards of dress are at an all-time low

My silent farts are certainly more popular than the loud ones.

Fireworks go on for about 3 or 4 months in London with all the different cultures I like it,but my dog don`t agree.

gets dark early in London

£10,000 has become "life changing money"

People crying on television over the tiniest thing

It gets dark earlier

Sorry splicer - didn't see your London getting dark thing

Your neighbours can't speak English.

Starts in October goes on into new year maybe exagerating a little bit but not much, people send rockets up on their birthdays now,more money then sense don`t they know we are going through a depression.

Last time I circumnavigated the M25 it was 2 miles shorter.

maybe you went round the inside :D

we dont seem to have those real cold winters of yester year.
Probably cos theres so many people here now its keeping the country warm.

No one in London speaks English.

A large percentage of Londoners are very tanned (orange obviously..)

Huge increase in street drinking, esp amongst the young.

boxing world heavyweight champs

Loads of tourist spending their euros.

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