New Posts For Thread: Your best limericks..........https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericksThere was a young man from RhylWho swallowed an atomic pillHis genital organ was found in GlamorganAnd his nuts on a tree in BrazilMary had a little lambShe put it in a basinAnd every time it came outShe'd kick its fekn face in.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558383769#558383769Mary had a little lambShe put it in a basinAnd every time it came outShe'd kick its fekn face in.Mon, 25 Nov 2019 13:43:04 -0600Mary had a Pencil skirt with splits right up the sidesAnd every where that Mary went the boys could see her ThighsShe also had a Pencil skirt with a split right up the frontBut she didn't wear that one very often.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558383727#558383727Mary had a Pencil skirt with splits right up the sidesAnd every where that Mary went the boys could see her ThighsShe also had a Pencil skirt with a split right up the frontBut she didn't wear that one very often.Mon, 25 Nov 2019 13:36:59 -0600There was a young lady called DuffWho had a luxuriant muffIn his haste to get in herOne avid begginer Lost both of his balls in the Rough.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558383703#558383703There was a young lady called DuffWho had a luxuriant muffIn his haste to get in herOne avid begginer Lost both of his balls in the Rough.Mon, 25 Nov 2019 13:33:18 -0600I see what you did there Crispyhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558382601#558382601I see what you did there CrispyMon, 25 Nov 2019 10:57:34 -0600The once was the Prince of OrangeFeckhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558382291#558382291The once was the Prince of OrangeFeckMon, 25 Nov 2019 09:51:40 -0600The boy stood on the burning deck picking his nose like mad.Rolling them into little balls.And throwing them at his dad.No strictly a limerick but there you go.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558382261#558382261The boy stood on the burning deck picking his nose like mad.Rolling them into little balls.And throwing them at his dad.No strictly a limerick but there you go.Mon, 25 Nov 2019 09:50:05 -0600The boy stood on the burning decka pocket full of crackersa spark flew up his trouser legand blew off his kna*kershttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558382089#558382089The boy stood on the burning decka pocket full of crackersa spark flew up his trouser legand blew off his kna*kersMon, 25 Nov 2019 09:18:00 -0600The gangs in Brum used to carry razorsAnd that didn't really faze usBut now its a macheteWaved around at Star CityBut luckily the police have Tazershttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558381363#558381363The gangs in Brum used to carry razorsAnd that didn't really faze usBut now its a macheteWaved around at Star CityBut luckily the police have TazersMon, 25 Nov 2019 06:13:18 -0600There was a young lady from ScortonWho had a long t!t and a short 'unIn addition to that a big hairy ttw@tAnd a f@rt like a 500 Nortonhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558381335#558381335There was a young lady from ScortonWho had a long t!t and a short 'unIn addition to that a big hairy ttw@tAnd a f@rt like a 500 NortonMon, 25 Nov 2019 06:06:22 -0600Absolutely disgustin' most of 'em.......https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31563789/your-best-limericks?post_id=558381213#558381213Absolutely disgustin' most of 'em.......Mon, 25 Nov 2019 05:36:16 -0600