New Posts For Thread: How to impress a birdhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-birdAnalogue wrist watch. Orientate yourself so the hour hand is pointing at the sun. Half way between the hour hand and "12" is approximately south. At first they think it's 'interesting' but don't keep telling them where south is at every new locatiUse of the word ‘approximately’ tends not to impress anyone.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557506523#557506523Use of the word ‘approximately’ tends not to impress anyone.Fri, 05 Jul 2019 13:07:45 -0500"Give us a kiss or do you want to stay a frog all your life?"In the right circumstances and with a woman with a sense of humour, a winner!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557505033#557505033"Give us a kiss or do you want to stay a frog all your life?"In the right circumstances and with a woman with a sense of humour, a winner!Fri, 05 Jul 2019 09:36:23 -0500lovegod Joined: 11 Nov 05Replies: 2193 05 Jul 19 10:37 Until you told them your name was Pedro?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557504925#557504925lovegod Joined: 11 Nov 05Replies: 2193 05 Jul 19 10:37 Until you told them your name was Pedro?Fri, 05 Jul 2019 09:17:31 -0500Not long after I met my wife, I offered to take her away for the weekend. What I didn't tell her was that it would be to Nottingham and to top it off I had tickets for Bristol City v Forest in the FA Cup (quarter-final)! To be fair she was okay abouthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557504505#557504505Not long after I met my wife, I offered to take her away for the weekend. What I didn't tell her was that it would be to Nottingham and to top it off I had tickets for Bristol City v Forest in the FA Cup (quarter-final)! To be fair she was okay aboutFri, 05 Jul 2019 08:11:26 -0500Disgusting, Aspro outs himself as a Walt, albeit not by original intent. After 9/11 apparently there were men pretending they were firemen to try and get action from women in the NY area. Unfortunately for them it didn't work, as we all know, the womhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557503775#557503775Disgusting, Aspro outs himself as a Walt, albeit not by original intent. After 9/11 apparently there were men pretending they were firemen to try and get action from women in the NY area. Unfortunately for them it didn't work, as we all know, the womFri, 05 Jul 2019 06:20:03 -0500Here's one for the women on here..."Give us a kiss or do you want to stay a frog all your life?"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557503249#557503249Here's one for the women on here..."Give us a kiss or do you want to stay a frog all your life?"Fri, 05 Jul 2019 05:12:54 -0500There's something called an Iridium Flare. It's where a satellite that is usually invisible catches the sunlight in such a way that it creates a brief 2 second or so flash in the sky. The good news is that they are predictable and there are websitehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557503131#557503131There's something called an Iridium Flare. It's where a satellite that is usually invisible catches the sunlight in such a way that it creates a brief 2 second or so flash in the sky. The good news is that they are predictable and there are websiteFri, 05 Jul 2019 04:58:42 -0500Until you told them your name was Pedro?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557503005#557503005Until you told them your name was Pedro?Fri, 05 Jul 2019 04:37:52 -0500Until you told them your name was Pedro?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557503003#557503003Until you told them your name was Pedro?Fri, 05 Jul 2019 04:37:47 -0500Here's an option to impress the birds that inadvertently worked for me. Back in the 80's I had half my ear shredded by a dog bite (long story) resulting in a lengthy skin graft operation. I then had to wear a bandage around my head for a few weeks, bhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31541717/how-to-impress-a-bird?post_id=557502875#557502875Here's an option to impress the birds that inadvertently worked for me. Back in the 80's I had half my ear shredded by a dog bite (long story) resulting in a lengthy skin graft operation. I then had to wear a bandage around my head for a few weeks, bFri, 05 Jul 2019 04:08:34 -0500