New Posts For Thread: Anyone got any gags for an MC gig at a wedding in Belfast?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfastCould do with a limerick for a chap named DesTell them Gerry Adams hopes it goes with a bang and they have a blast!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557095461#557095461Tell them Gerry Adams hopes it goes with a bang and they have a blast!Tue, 30 Apr 2019 16:32:49 -0500I was trying to get the marriage bit in, slight modification:There was a young man called DesWho tried on a magical fezIt gave him three wishesBut he'll just be doing dishesOr whatever else the wife sayshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557095453#557095453I was trying to get the marriage bit in, slight modification:There was a young man called DesWho tried on a magical fezIt gave him three wishesBut he'll just be doing dishesOr whatever else the wife saysTue, 30 Apr 2019 16:31:04 -0500Q. Why can't Anglicans play chess? A. Because they can't tell a Bishop from a Queen.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557095437#557095437Q. Why can't Anglicans play chess? A. Because they can't tell a Bishop from a Queen.Tue, 30 Apr 2019 16:29:12 -0500The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."Moving further along the lhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557095435#557095435The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."Moving further along the lTue, 30 Apr 2019 16:29:01 -0500An elderly man bursts into a priest's study and says, " I've got to tell you this. I'm 90 years old and for the seventy years I've been married I never cheated on my wife. Then this sweet thing moved in next door and since then --wow!" "How long hashttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557095431#557095431An elderly man bursts into a priest's study and says, " I've got to tell you this. I'm 90 years old and for the seventy years I've been married I never cheated on my wife. Then this sweet thing moved in next door and since then --wow!" "How long hasTue, 30 Apr 2019 16:27:41 -0500Great jokes, Angoose.Need to be put on the jokes thread.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557093693#557093693Great jokes, Angoose.Need to be put on the jokes thread.Tue, 30 Apr 2019 12:35:39 -0500Not bad Just Checking....trying to get the marriage bit in there, hes the brides dadhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557093617#557093617Not bad Just Checking....trying to get the marriage bit in there, hes the brides dadTue, 30 Apr 2019 12:24:47 -0500There was a young man called DesWho tried on a magical fezHe though it gave wishes But he now just does dishes As that's what her indoors sayshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557093443#557093443There was a young man called DesWho tried on a magical fezHe though it gave wishes But he now just does dishes As that's what her indoors saysTue, 30 Apr 2019 11:58:18 -0500A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the street from a house of prostitution. They witnessed a Protestant minister lurking about, then duck into the house. "Would ye look at that, Darby!" said Pat. "What a shahttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557093185#557093185A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the street from a house of prostitution. They witnessed a Protestant minister lurking about, then duck into the house. "Would ye look at that, Darby!" said Pat. "What a shaTue, 30 Apr 2019 11:25:45 -0500The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?" The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/31524839/anyone-got-any-gags-for-an-mc-gig-at-a-wedding-in-belfast?post_id=557093167#557093167The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?" The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorTue, 30 Apr 2019 11:23:15 -0500